ceg1526: The way this conversation should have gone:

"Do you ever jerk off?"

"Yeah, I'm always thinking of you, I get hard, and have to jack off or I'll never get back to doing something useful." Look sheepish like she's found your biggest secret, and grab her and give her a kiss. Maybe this will keep her quiet, and maybe this will lead to something where you don't have to jack off for another hour or so...

You're complimenting her, telling her she's needed and not challenging her as you do further into the conversation you typed in. That conversation was not really about sex, it was about feeling wanted.

Believe me, I hate those conversations too, and I always go for the redirection. Try not to get into the numbers game, and don't be obviously evasive.

Good luck

Ceg