AnonyMs: Guys, guys, guys.... take note here.... when you tell a woman with whom you are intimately involved that you whack off more than once a day, and she increduously questions why, tell her that you were thinking about the last time you were together and it was so incredible when she <fill in the blank>, you got so excited you just had to take care of business right then and there. Make her think that you whack off because you find her so terribly exciting and sexy....

It is okay to be a sex fiend if you are only a sex fiend because you are thinking about her... and you are too considerate to initiate physicial intimacy with her each time, knowing that her needs may be different.....