this ever hapen 2 u

so i was like on the subway an this hot guy kep lukkin at me an then i got to my stop an he like folows me an so i ask him why u keep lukkin at me an so hes like u got such a hugh buldge it makes me want to masterbat so im like u want 2 suk it and hes like no i want u 2 fuk me so we start 2 fuk but hes like ur 2 big but i keep pushin an then sudenly im all the way in an hes moanin an i keep ponding deeper an then the end of my cock starts to burn an i say wtf an hes like u went in all the way 2 my stommikk must be the assid an im like do u need 2 go 2 the hospitle an hes like no it feels gud so i shot a hugh lode an then went home an washed off my dick an i wuz like gud thing i didnt puntur his loung or his hart.

ololoolool me 2

damn kid take a breath its as hard to reed your post as it would be to here it cause like punctuation makes it EZer to communicate and ive never met a buldge named hugh know what im sayin

Eh, this has so been done.

Yeah, but there's realling nothing else going on right now.

I'm glad you didn't puncture his lounge too.

And yet you feel compelled to reply... also "so been done."

:loveya: And I'm glad you recognize satire. Really do love ya, Mme Z!

ABSINTHIUM THIS IS THE INTERNET OKAY

REPETITION IS THE KEY TO HUMOR

REPETITION IS THE KEY TO HUMOR

REPETITION IS THE KEY TO HUMOR
REPETITION IS THE KEY TO HUMOR
REPETITION IS THE KEY TO HUMOR

DC - that was painful to attempt to read. I was starting to get worried that you got whacked in the head or something until I read on. Thank God you're normal still!! ha/ha

Thanks, TAG. I actually wrote that one after some of the other threads defending incoherent spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

I was not sure if absinthium's reply was saying the story had been done, or if the satire had been done.

I'm guessing she was saying the satire had been done, and by her. She just got a lot of shit for hers.

Funny, immediately after everyone huddled around to defend bad grammar we got a troll or two who displayed evidence of what the problem really is. The thread caved after that.