Curtis: [quote author=Donk link=board=sex;num=1053318639;start=0#4 date=05/19/03 at 18:54:35]"Once in awhile though I masturbate wearing a condom--it provides a change of pace and makes clean-up a breeze.[/quote]

Damn! I knew I forgot something!

5) Masturbation. A condom provides a sort of permanent lubrication for a marathon pud-pumping session, like when I order a 3-hour pay-per-view block of adult programming on DirecTV. It eliminates the inevitable chafing that comes from stroking a dry cock for too long, without the risk of getting liquid lube all over the couch. Also keeps semen off my shirt tail.

One caution: A wife will keep a running history of sexual encounters in her head. Be prepared to explain why you used up a dozen condoms after only eleven shag sessions with her.

Curtis