I need Morgan Webb Info.

I am here because I have a big penis. Duuuuuuhhhh!!!

I have this mental image of the not-too-distant future, in which a SWAT team break down the door of some terrified old lady's remote villa, descend to the basement where her 30 year-old son has dwelled since leaving school, and recoil in horror as they force open the locked lid of the chest freezer, its grisly interior stacked to the brim with corpses - Morgan Webb masks stapled over every facial rictus and "8¾" carved intricately over every inch of lifeless flesh...

The real fun will come during the autopsies, when they discover all the Star Wars figurines and Nintendo controllers stuffed in the victims' vaginas.

The real fun will come during the autopsies, when they discover all the Star Wars figurines and Nintendo controllers stuffed in the victims' vaginas.
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When the cops ask him why he did it, he'll say "Because Morgan Webb's nipples pointed me in that direction -- Duuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!"

(see photo gallery -- if you care)

I hope someone at least retains the presence of mind to call Dr dePoo.

Dr. DePoo is a very busy man. He has no time for your civilian woes... He's off to invent a cure for the sun.

This is unfair dudes. Besides a few replies and the one guy who loves my gallery, I am getting teamed up upon by quite a few men with big dicks. Even though that is probably a fantasy for most of you. Oh wait, I apologize for not being a "real man" and going straight for the low blow. But the low blow is probably your other fantasy.

In the end I apologize if I offended anyone or seemed creepy. I just wanted the illuminating beauty of Ms. Morgan Webb to be noticed and I thought hung guys would dig her. I would never do anything to harm a woman and I would like to apologize to her if she finds out about my posts. Young hormones make men do strange things.

This IS the funniest thread ever

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And I'm still laughing about this -- classic.

DR - that's the funniest shit ever. I can't believe you took the time to do that.

Dust - you sound like a quality man that I would love to marry....oh wait...I think I'm waking up now.

Also, if you're that obsessed with her I'm sure that you already know the answers to all the questions in Post 1 of this thread. Dude - get a life. It's real easy actually.

Absith - do I need to get rid of my Star Wars figurines? ha/ha