Jude nude...

I wonder how thick Mr. Law's skin must have to be to survive intrusive paparazzi (redundant, I know) taking pictures like this, plastering them all over the Internet, and having strangers like us critique his physical attributes.

I know I couldn't deal with it.

nah he's cool, plus i didn't know he's uncut, that's cool too!!!!


not lets see a rear shot

thanks for posting kinkguy :hi:

Hehe, I think he's very handsome and charming, but I'm on the same side of the fence when it comes to Brad Pitt. He's SO skanky to me and SO don't get anyone thinking that he's good looking.

I think he's below-average looking. Someone like Luke Wilson or David Duchovny is a hottie to me!

I think he's below-average looking. Someone like Luke Wilson or David Duchovny is a hottie to me!
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Yeah Luke Wilson is a real hottie...much hornier than his more famous brother.
Sexy jawline. Anyone have any info on his appendage?

I read this at mirror.co.uk

DOES SIZE MATTER?

IT'S a man's worst nightmare --- to have pictures showing he is not well-endowed circulated on the internet.

Photos of a naked Jude Law have been dropping into email boxes causing more embarrassment for love split actor. And they have provoked much debate about how big a leading man needs to be and does size really matter?

Women in the office have been giggling at Jude's photo and saying: "It's not very big is it?" But the blokes have shown male solidarity saying: "It looks about normal-size to me." We asked people in the know what they thought:

YES SAYS GLAMOUR MODEL JODIE MARSH

YES... but not as much as men think it matters. Most assume that bigger is better, but for me an enormous one can be just as much a turn-off as a tiny one - especially if it comes with the same sized attitude. I've tried them all and I'd rather have an average one any day. The biggest I've had was absolutely huge and gave me no pleasure at all. And the men I've known with big bits tend to be too arrogant, while those who are less well endowed make more of an effort in bed to compensate. So guys - just remember that size isn't everything, and it really is far more important to know how to please a girl and make her feel special.

NO SAYS MEN'S HEALTH EXPERT Dr ROB HICKS

FROM a medical perspective, size really doesn't matter. Having a small one certainly doesn't affect a man's fertility. The only way it might affect conception would be if he was unable to perform due to lack of confidence about how small he was. But then that would be a psychological problem.

Statistically the average man is three to four inches when he's non-erect and six to seven inches when erect. Interestingly research shows that men who are relatively small when they're non-erect actually go up to the same size as bigger men when they're erect. And when men are looking at theirs, they're looking at an angle that will always make it look shorter than it actually is.

YES SAYS MIRROR COLUMNIST BRIAN READE

OF course it matters. No man wants to undergo the humiliation heaped on a mate of mine when he stripped in front of his girlfriend for the first time and was asked if the room was a bit cold. Or another met with a smile and the words: "That reminds me I must go and feed the terrapin."

Small men can lie all they like about the motion of the ocean being more crucial than the size of the vessel, but they've hated being called Inchey since their days in the school showers. Not that small men need fret because when it comes to sex it's the same end result. A point superbly made by the friend asked by a woman: "Who do you think that's going to satisfy?" He smiled, and answered: "Me." Enough said.

NO SAYS RELATIONSHIP EXPERT TRACEY COX

IT does not matter. Men with small ones make better lovers because guys with large ones get the impression very early in life that they are bigger and better than other blokes and tend not to focus on things like foreplay. I've never heard of any woman staying with a man because he was well endowed but they do fall for great lovers.

It's a myth that bigger penises are better, much as in the same way as men believe women with bigger breasts are sexier.

As the pictures of Jude Law circulate, women may laugh to give the impression that they are experienced and have encountered far bigger penises. Men will probably laugh too - but at home they'll cry. Women don't fall in love with penises but what's attached to them.

YES SAYS PORN FILM PRODUCER BEN DOVER

WOMEN might say they don't care about size but they do. When they're presented with a big one they're thinking "Oh my God".

When I was a male stripper it was definitely de rigeur to have quite a large one. There's nothing like the feeling of having a big one. It's a very good confidence booster.

When I'm down at the gym in the shower with ordinary guys, I am surprised at how small most are. Size definitely matters in my industry. When you're trying to create a fantasy you want something above and beyond what people have normally got.

In life everything has to be big. Adverts always talk about the "biggest" sale. This is no different.

It looks like a fine size to me.

It looked quite big to me, like it could get to 7 or 8 inches? Maybe not though...I'm no expert lol.

BTW that's unless he was semi hard or hard...

oh, I'm sorry for you.

that's not actually the question or the issue, is it? "but let's roll out the tired old medical establishment dogma anyhow, or some loser will take us to court."

:eyes: how precious. not only was this twit probably the actual recipient of the "inchey" appellation, I also doubt he could get laid if he stuffed himself up a chicken's ass. more quality journalism from the nation's most expensive toilet roll.

... which would actually be a matter of personal preference, "relationship expert" tracey cox. with the likes of her looking out for their interests, it's no wonder so many monogamous couples are so fundamentally fucked up.

while I personally think "ben dover" is an utter jerkoff, he does make a fairly valid point there. which is especially sad considering it's the only one in the entire travesty of an article.

7x5.5: Looks respectable to me, I don't see what the deal is.

Umm, not to play myself out, but his package looks similar to mine other than the color of it, haha. Yeah, I'm not a huge guy, but I'm a decent amount above average in length when aroused, and somewhat above in girth, although pretty average in that aspect to be honest. So yeah, I guess it would suck for me if I was a celebrity and stuck in the same situation as Jude is. Seriously, have any of the women involved in the heckling been with more than a few guys in their lives? If so, then they must have been with a lot of "showers", because the amount of bad dialouge directed towards this guy is really out of control.

So it is hard or semi hard?

looks like a complete softie to me

7x5.5: It's only fair to assume that it's fully soft. If it was semi hard at all I'd agree that it was small, but as a flaccid dick it looks average, dare I say a slightly above average

Jude's cock looks fine to me. Pretty average but nicely uncut and actually quite thick with what could grow into a biggish looking head. The press have been really unfair to him.

Yeah I agree. It's not HUGE but it certainly isn't small. I just watched a programme called 'My Penis And I' and there was a guy in it with a 3" penis and about the same girth. That was what I'd call small. I think it was something to do with a botched circumcision.

Anyway Jude looks like he could grow to a good 7" maybe even 8"? Or am I being too kind again?

This is from the fmforum:

Stuart Miles said on the SkyVegas Lounge yesterday "According to recent pics circulating, that Jude is trying to ban, he doesn't have a very big appendage."

I don't know...maybe it is small.