Problems with gay guys

I have this problem all the time when gays are involved.

All gays (men) are incredibly and unbelievably promiscous and will try to have sex
with anyone and anything they can get thier sticky hands on.
Take two gays and put them in a room together. Twenty minutes later they're having sex with each other. Known FACT.

Jealous?
You should be so lucky to "have this problem."
FACT? Sounds like you have some personal first hand, mouth, ass insight into this.

Jealous?
You should be so lucky to "have this problem."
FACT? Sounds like you have some personal first hand, mouth, ass insight into this.
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Tell me where you found this place with two gay guys going at it instantly. I need to investigate. Its a damn shame I tell you! A damn shame. And it should not be tolerated. Known FACT. Sex is bad.

Whereas straight guys are frustratedly promiscuous, trying to get their sticky fingers on every girl they find, but only sometimes succedding, leaving them jealous of their gay counterparts. Put a str8 guy and a str8 girls in a room together, and 20 minutes later he'll be trying to have sex with her, and she'll be coming down with a headache.

Whereas straight guys are frustratedly promiscuous, trying to get their sticky fingers on every girl they find, but only sometimes succeeding, leaving them jealous of their gay counterparts. Put a str8 guy and a str8 girls in a room together, and 20 minutes later he'll be trying to have sex with her, and she'll be coming down with a headache.

How lucky are you? Even my straight male friends hit on me.

I wish I had known that fascinating fact earlier so that I would have had sex with more than 2 men, both long-term partners, in my 41 years.

First, I suggest keeping your negative stereotypes to yourself. Second, sex is a normal and healthy part of life, and if there are people who are looking for a multiplicity of experiences, I say more power to them.

Frank

Hooray for homophobic heterosexism! Haven't seen any of that for a while.

*sigh*

Robert Fish is a known troll. FACT. We've been treated to his idiocy before. Known FACT. We'll probably be treated to it again, but who really cares?

Madam_Zora said it best.

I think that you should just be flattered that your getting the attention.

Guys have already said it on here, that there are many of us that don't get attention from EITHER sex, and were GOOD people.

Which is sad, as we wonder "Are there others like us"

Take it as a compliment, and respond with a No thank you.
Thats all you have to say unless theyre persistent, then you say, "Im sorry Im not gay, no thank you"
And if they still persist you say "Are you fucking DEAF, I said NO - Go away!"

Ive read some of the comments where gay guys are friendly - which they are.
But some of the stuff where theyre shopping...and fancy dressed, clean skin...bla bla.. What the hell...??

NOT ALL GAY MEN ARE EFFEMINITE.
Bring on the Straightest, Biggest Baddest MO FO and whatever he's drivin and I'll Blow his DOORS OFF.

I think claiming that all gay guys are friendly is a stereotyping a bit as well (in a good way), the most annoying person I've ever known was gay, he was also the bitchiest person I've ever known (trying to start up fights, punching me for no reason, etc). No offense to the gay population, but gay people are people first and people can be REALLY fucking annoying.

Everyone's just people. As much as the human brain wants to pigeonhole entire categories of people, it just doesn't work that way. There are very few defining traits of any group of people, beyond what puts them in that group. For gay men, it would be the liking of men. Other than that, we run the gamut, for which I'm thankful. I have no desire to be, nor to date most gay male stereotypes.

By the same token, I don't really feel that much draw for those who impose (consciously or not) the opposite on themselves. Both of these seem very affected to me, and for that reason, dishonest. I like dating humans, not archetypes.

Personally, I think saying "all (or most) gay/str8 guys are..." is as stupid as lumping together everyone with blue eyes or right handed and steretyping them. Everyone assumes my bf and I are str8, as neither of us are camp or effeminate, or behave in any way "steretypically" gay. I know str8 guys who are completely straight, but are extremely camp.

I'd say you're probably exaggerating. I can't imagine you get more hassles from gay guys than I get from straight women.

That's just the way it is and you should be thankful for any attention you get (as long as it is positive). You'd be complaining if no one ever noticed you.

As someone famous once remarked, the only thing worse than being talked about - is not being talked about!

Oh, don't be so sure. His name showed up on my last "hit list" from queer central.
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Hey, KinkGuy - we're not supposed to tell the straight guys about the list. You're gonna get your secret decoder ring taken away if you're not careful.