Finedessert: There was a young man from Berlin
Whose tool was the size of a pin.
Said his girl with a laugh
As she fondled the shaft,
"Well,this won't be much of a sin."

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There was a young man named Mirkin
Who kept on a-jerkin' his gherkin;
Said his wife to Mirkin,
"Your duty your shirkin'
That gherkin's for firkin,not jerkin"




Grandpa