Shocked by GF's comment

SSBBW4BigFun · 03-28-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by hungitaliano

next time you go food shopping, go to the fruit&veg section and see if you can find the thickest fattest longest cucumber.

when you get home, show it to her. ask he is she's ever seen a cucumber on a man bigger than yours

tease her with it

get her dripping for your cucumber.

..then grab a knife chop it up and make her a nice salad!

lol...this post brought to mind the attached images that I had on my hard drive...remnants of a very boring monday when I had too much time on my hands and unrestricted accress to graphics software (yes, very amateurish, I know)

ChuckRich · 03-28-2006

I don't think she was trying to make you feel bad. She probably just didn't think about the fact that calling something much bigger than you "good size" makes it sound like you're not a good size. She's used to bigger guys but if she hasn't been completely satisfied so far and still been with you for a year obviously there's other ways you make her happy that make up for it.

Also, I noticed you said that she does have orgasms with you if you use a toy on her clit so i'd suggest getting cock rings that vibrate and have ticklers to stimulate her clit but still have your cock as the main source of pleasure rather than replacing it with a vibrator or cucumber.

Hung Low in Thiva · 03-28-2006

time for you to tape the cucumber to your dick and fuck her brains out. otherwise, yes you are screwed.

Shocked by GF's comment

Originally Posted by hungitaliano next time you go food shopping, go to the fruit&veg section and see if you can find the thickest fattest longest cucumber. when you get home, show it to her. ask