called out

so a couple weeks ago I was in the or and there is a new tech well to say it all he is bulgin like me, that is in the or scrubs, the hospital supplys those. well a woman we work with said damn boys tye those together and we can jump rope
fun, embars. but fun

I would think that by the time you got tied together they wouldn't be able to jump rope.

They'd have to pole vault.

well I'm glad SOMEBODY could understand a friggin' word of that :blink: wanna translate for me pecker?

It's easy, guys.

The poor guy was frelded at work when he and his colleague got sluded by some frackin woman of the female persuasion. Then they connected their pendulums and double doofed for hours.

just turn every instance of "or" into "OR" or "Operating Room"...do you get it now?

Translation:
So, a couple of weeks ago I was in the operating room, and there was a new technician. Well, to say it all, he is bulging like me – that is, in the operating room scrubs: the hospital supplies those. Well, a woman we work with said, "Damn, boys! Tie those together, and we can jump rope!" Fun . . . embarrassing, but fun.

I used to decipher tougher texts than that every day in class. Luckily, my students came to realize that I wasn't kidding when I told them that I insisted on their using punctuation.

thanks DMW. you gotta tell me how you did that. and your job sounds like a non-stop migraine, too. :o

High school students. "Is that a G or a Q?" "It's a 7!"

It scares me that someone working in an operating room could be that illiterate. Don't you have to at least have a High School diploma to get a job like that?

Not to push a mop.

You know, not everyone on here uses perfect punctuation. No need. Although, it would have made the post a bit easier...

HAHHAHAHA

Now thats funny!

I have no problem with a few typos and spelling errors, I make those, and occasionaly I don't capitalize or use proper punctuation, but it should be understandable to the general public. If it isn't, the writer is illiterate. (not able to communicate in writing.)

Typos, misspellings and creative grammar don't bother me online.

After all, if we typed like we really speak we'd all be responding, "Huh?"

Righteous grammar & punctuation on the internet is like a breath of fresh air.

Poor grammar & missing punctuation is simply laziness. It just speaks poorly of the writer. Good for you for making them toe the line!