Ever get caught masturbating?

Did mom get a little hysterical about this? Some moms can't handle a little porn....lol

No and hopefully never will be!

I'm like ebviking on this one. Never except the times that I intended to get caught, and they have been too numerous to mention. It has proved to be quite the attention grabber :excl:

I used to j/o my best friend when we were about 14. He had showed me his size and got me to hold it. this led to daily masturbation in his bedroom. One day he had reached the point of no return when his mother walked in. I froze but she just stepped over the puddle on the floor, smiled and told him to clear it up after we had finished. After that we regularly did it in his garden without any embarassment

WOAHHHH!

That's a little more openness than I can handle.
Jerking each other off in front of the mom in the garden??

I think MOM had a little problem.

That does sound a little "out there". Its like heavy petting with your girlfriend in your parents living room, with your parents there on the couch :blink:

My dad caught me once. He later told me it's fine if I do that, and actually important since sex can be dangerous, but just to make sure mom and my sisters didn't catch me; there are some things women can't understand.

There may well be things that women can't understand, but I don't think masturbation is among them.

There may well be things that women can't understand, but I don't think masturbation is among them.
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I'd like to catch you masterbating!
What do they say??

"Four hands are better than two."

There may well be things that women can't understand, but I don't think masturbation is among them.
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Yeah, but I think he meant women can run the abstinence Olympics, while men can only run the abstinence Special Olympics.

Frodo Boy: Well this is kinda a weiird story I guess.

Well Im 18 now but at the time of this story I was 17 yo. And my brother had alota sleepovers for whatever reason at the time. And this friend of his would come into my room and take my shoes, like I didnt know why until I got up one time to go the bathroom and he was trying them on, like he was wearin boxers so I could see he was hard, and Im gay lol. But I didnt do nething, just made a joke and told him to return the shoes before I had to go out the next mornin. Guess he got off on guessing if my wearing size 14.5 shoes indicated nething about what my penis size would be.

Well neways Im 11 inches hard and one night he was sleepin over and I was whicked horney, so I took a chance and left my door open and started masturbating. I was doing like long slow strokes and really gettin into it when he came in. Like I dunno why I was nervous since I set it up, like he immediatelly said holy shit!. I laughed and he turned around to go out, like he was embarresed, so I said hey wait.....u wanna watch and he smiled and I sat on the edge of the bed and masturbated right in front of his face, yeah shot like 9 times so it was worth it lol.

Yeah sorry bout all the detail but had to to show u how nutz it was.

I got caught by my mother on a couple of occassions, the first time she just walk into my room, I sort of covered up but was very embarrassed. She rushed out not saying anything. She always knocked on the door from then on but still got caught some months later when she knocked and then came in, again I covered up, this time she told me to be more careful and cover myself up, even though I was covered. The final time she caught me, I took my hands away and exposed myself and protested I needed some privatise, she was shocked and apoligsed. She later told me off for exposing myself in front of her but said I was right, and then grinned and said it was nice to see I had grown up there was no answer to that.

I've never been actually busted in on in the act, but had incidents when people tried to enter my locked or blocked door (as a teen at home, I had no lock on my bedroom door, but I got the bright idea to push the dresser up against it to at least give me some lead time) when it must have been perfectly obvious what I was up to.

One such incident was my freshman year in college. I locked my dorm room door and went at it. My roommate came home, accompanied by a group of other guys from the dorm, and when they found the door locked in the middle of the afternoon and me yelling "just a minute" while I pulled on my pants and hopped to the door, they knew what I was up to. I was really embarrassed, and the guys ragged on me about it for days. (Like they never did it! Yeah, right!) From then on, I learned to conceal my "habit" much better while in college. But now, looking back, I wish I had kept the door unlocked and just let them bust in on me stroking my 11" erection with both hands. I bet the reaction would have been a lot less smug!

:o wow , thats some story! Did he play with himself while he watched you?

. . . . and did you play with yourself while you read Frodo Boy's story, alleyblu?

Luke