hit the water

Quyntarious: It's even worse when you flush it! :D
I had to say it...no never had that problem...I am a grower.

What's really bad is blue toilet deodorizer: it stains. You can end up looking like you have Smurf cock.

DMW....do you end up with a Poppa Smurf cock, or a grouchy smurf cock, or (hopefully not) a smurfette cock?

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redheadedfreak05

We installed a bidet. Warm water and all. Takes care of business at home anyway. Public baths ugh!

blackwood

Well everyone at work looked at me with shock and confusion... I just let it drop.

But a hot coworker has been hanging around ever since... and she keeps trying to steal a glance I think...

petermartin1974: :D
You know I found this thread really worrisome - I thought to myself "who the fuck has a cock a foot and a half long?? Not that many people." But then I talked to my girlfriend - she pointed out that you're all talking about American toilets, where your bowl is filled waaaaaaaaaaay up. Aussie bowls are nothing like that.
No turd explosions into a lake with us. And my cock doesn't hit the water. And we save water in this freakin' nationwide drought.

Pete.

I'm like alot of you. It happens many times. I try to remember to hold it up a little but , you know, sometimes you just don't have the time to think

Hehe I'm a grower, but one time i was very hot (temp wise) and i was a bit turgid adn i hit the water, but I was at hoe mso the toilet was clean and i just laughed...

wishitwereshorter: it happens to me frequently and its disgusting. i put toilet paper down on the front of the seat and let it sit there.

Hahahaha...Interesting topic :)) Well, depends of the model of toilet, oc.....In my toilet the level of the water is soo small, so u heed to have a 30cm (11.81'') cock to touch the water. It is almost impossible I think...

At 6'2.5" and 130 lbs. I'm a pretty thin guy. I don't know if other people have problems with thick thighs being in the way or anything, but I've just always kept a hand on it and held it to where the end didn't dangle in. I also don't need more than maybe a minute to make a bowel movement, so it's not like it takes a lot of time or effort to just hold it out of the water.

I know some people spend a good 10-15 minutes in the restroom and I imagine that would be kind of a bother for that long, but... that doesn't apply to me.

Somebody, give this boy a cookie! :P

Haha. I've just always had a high metabolism. I eat about four-six meals a day to keep up that body weight. During exam week this semester I spent a lot more time studying and less time eating, I lost about 10 lbs.

Haha. I've just always had a high metabolism. I eat about four-six meals a day to keep up that body weight. During exam week this semester I spent a lot more time studying and less time eating, I lost about 10 lbs.
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Wow, you packing quite a bit :evilgrin: