my wifes story

my wife manages a local surf shop,
and she came home the other nite to tell me this story:

A middle aged man came into to buy a wetsuit,
He needed help picking one out, for he has never purchased one before,
he emerged from the dressing room to show my wife the fit, as she was examining the contours of the neoprene, ( the material wetsuits are made out of )
she looked down to notice his cock clearly outlined in the skin tight material, she claims it went down to his knee!!!
hahahaha
she said she got all embarressed!!
I assured her that this is what this guy does for fun, he goes into places, and tries on clothes, then askes the cute female employees there how they fit, showing off his humungus package!
good for him!!
" do guys really do that?" she asked me, shit, i would if I was that big!!!
hahahah

The saying "It takes all kinds" popped in my mind after reading your post, Dan, but further thinking gives me a sense of feeling sorry for the guy, if, indeed, he does get his jollies doing this. He needs help and should seek it from a psychiatrist. Being proud of your endowment doesn't have to go that far :excl:

that was my first thought, but he bought the wetsuit... about 300 dollars. for my money, I would tuck it away, to avoid showing it off, imagine wearing a skin tight sweat suit, its going to show EVERYTHING, maybe he was just buying the clothes, but then again.. maybe not ;)

Yeah, you know the dude was aware of his equipment showing and I can't imagine any guy being so nonchalant about it that he wouldn't wonder about the response she would have upon examination. You're sure justified in thinking ", , , but then again . . maybe not".

I agree with RoysToy I don't go to shops or anything and am pretty embarrassed about nakedness etc in front of strangers, especially girls :P

I also wouldnt say all men do that, maybe insecure or exremely extravert guys do but most are at least modest.

that was my first thought, but he bought the wetsuit... about 300 dollars. for my money, I would tuck it away, to avoid showing it off, imagine wearing a skin tight sweat suit, its going to show EVERYTHING, maybe he was just buying the clothes, but then again.. maybe not ;)
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DanLaCanada,,,

I have "showed", in ln the right pantleg of what ever I've worn since I was 15 - 16 y/o.

I was embarrassed as a kid not but after after highschool and joining the military in the late 60s and seventies and beyond, when I was packing the maximum. On a shopping trip for some charcoal wool trousers(of the late 60s variation) a salesman made the folloeing comment after measuring my inseam, and IT:

"Don't worry about it"....."You can't park a semi-truck in a one car garage".

From that time I considered that only those looking for it, notice it. I bought several pairs of trousers that day, with vanilla being my favorite color. It still happens.

So I have been a "bankwalker", a "nude steamroom patron", etc, etc, with lotsa looks and a few grimaces. Fathers have escorted their children out of the steamroom, only to return themselves. My response to them? a knowing smirk/smile.

It's my dick and I will not be embarassed by it. I - - - - Love IT!

No sorrows here..................

blackwood

"Uh, pardon me, lady."

"Yes? May I help you?"

"Uh, do you think these boxers are too short?"

" "

Of course, there is the possibility that the guy finally had the time and money to take up diving. I give the guy the benefit of the doubt.

I hope that most on this site would understand that to compete in or perform certain sports, revealing equipment/clothing is required; otherwise, sports such as rowing, cycling, scubadiving, etc. are out for those above average below the belt.

jay

I have to wonder about the horseback riders...I don't think I could ever teach boys, because I just don't understand how that would work in ANY position! One of my teachers wants a man to volunteer to ride naked just so she can understand.

Insert..

The thought of horseback riding makes me want to puke. What kinda guy would want to bounce on his balls?

Both my English and Texas cousins think it is great sport to get me on a horse so they can see me green and dizzy.

jay

Jay, hun... I can see where the horse back riding might be a little painful for you, but I would pay to see you in the wetsuit... ;)

OK, OK, OK... I am behaving!!!!!!

ravenously:
I grew up on a horse farm. And, BELIEVE me it doesn't work in ANY position. I haven't been able to ride a horse since I was 11( at least not very fast). My sister rides in competition (and consistantly does very well), she always teases me about riding horses. We've actually had a couple discussions about how cowboys and bull riders manage to do what they do. The most obvious conclusion explains why they feel the need to drive such large pick-up trucks.

But there are thousands upon thousands of men involved in the sport. They can't ALL be undersized.