Hi, I'm a new 'member'! LOL!

Freddie53,

I totally agree with your post! Thank you for telling everyone that there is noting wrong with a father and son comparing or showing each other there manhoods. I have done this with all 3 of my sons in a non sexual way. My sons are also big like me and were just curious to see if they were like me. There was nothing sexual about it. I was pleased that my sons felt close enough to me to ask it. Keep posting.

Kilbasadad

[quote=kilbasadad,Mar 27 2005, 03:22 PM]
Freddie53,

I totally agree with your post! Thank you for telling everyone that there is noting wrong with a father and son comparing or showing each other there manhoods. I have done this with all 3 of my sons in a non sexual way. My sons are also big like me and were just curious to see if they were like me. There was nothing sexual about it. I was pleased that my sons felt close enough to me to ask it. Keep posting.

Kilbasadad



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I cannot relate to arizona at'tal.

My sons and I have in the course of their sexual awakening, have discussed the HIV risks, as well as other diseases. Living in the same house as I, on fishing trips, camping etc. I pretty much new what their sizes were and they new mine, I cautioned them to be careful regarding not sexually injuring their partners. Do I know what each of their riggings look like? No, since I havent seen them since they no longer needed my parental assistance and guideance in ensuring that all was good with their foreskins (I did not allow the procedure on either son).

They are both doing well, one is married and I a comfortable in saying, "a satisfaction to his wife". My younger is not married and has left a trail of "compassionate intercourse" in his wake...............


blackwood

sorry guys, but this thread is fucking hysterical. Confused is definitely the most entertaining troll I've seen here yet.

(I also enjoy the fact that whenever I'm really bored, I can rely on kids like him for reassurance that my life really isn't that sad and pointless compared to some folks'!)

Yeah, he's trying pretty hard, but still no sale....

Ah, but there is this Madame Zola that he "likes" real well.
I think is is smitten by her. Wonder if she is kin to Madame Zora.

Confused,

At least you have your problem right out there in your name.
Quit bulshitting us and passing off humor as truth. We can be your friend.
The twenty-one inch very thick dildo is obviously a joke and me wearing a cape. We don't even know where you live.

You need to make your humor rediculous enough that we all know it is not true. As in Freddie has a 24 inch dick the size of a milk bottle and came 15 times last night.

At age 53 I didn't come 15 times last night and that size dick is beyond anything remotely approaching normal. But If I came on here and said my dick was 16 inches long and had grown one inch since I was forty and I usually came at least 4 times a night, then people would call me a troll. The story has changed from laughting at a rediculous exageratation designed to be humorous to trying to make a claim that I am some stud at age 53. It makes me out to look like I really believe that about myself and want others to believe it.

But, having guys on this site talking about what a cute ass I have is hilarious. No one here has seen my ass and everyone here knows that. And no, I doubt it was ever cute and few men past age 50 have cute asses. Though there are exceptions.

And the flesh pile is wonderful. It is all fictional and we all knw that it is fictional. We all know that Pappy and I don't have razor straps and we don't spank young men.

But everyone here also knows that Pappy and I have professional experience in helping young people. I think everyone incuding you know that you can take advice Pappy or I would give you to the bank when we are being serous.

And that is the key. When you are serious, speak the truth as it is. We really don't give a rat's ass if you have a two inch or a 10 inche dick, we will love you the same.

When you are kidding make it rediculous enough or do something so that we all know that you are playing around with us.

Even though you fit the description of a troll, I really think you are just trying to hard to fit in. Lighten up. OK. Otherwise people will tune you out.

Give us a chance to accept you as part of our family. We are still here waiting for you to do it.

Token Black Guy Response Time:

Confused--Please be quiet. Now.

If you truly don't know that your statements are offensive--then you need to spend waay more time reading a few books and much less time posting on the Internet.

If English was not your primary language, then it would stand to reason that you would take MORE time to carefully choose your words so as to not immediately offend people.

Being who I am--its hard enough to feel like a walking bundle of stereotypes all the time without people like you who bring up all the "negative connotations". A place like LPSG truly makes me feel no different than anyone else with similar problems, tastes and interests.

I truly only feel "black" when people remind me that I am "different" (your word, not mine). Please don't. I like to think of myself first as a father and husband, then as a professional and educator. The fact that I am African American and well-endowed is of no paticular intrigue once people get past their own sense of morbid curiosity and penis envy. Really. It's just melanin and dick.

Well, those who know me well are probably surprised at how quickly I dismissed this guy, but an overt racist who contemplates jacking off to a picture of his dad in his dad's bedroom is clearly either a joke or a moron. Even Madame Zola thinks so. Seems like a case of guy-with-less-than-average-dick-trying-to-imagine-what-having-a-big-one-would-be-like syndrome to me. Where were you raised, South Africa? If not, there is no way you could say the incindiary things you've said here and not know they would be offensive. Learn to address others with respect if you want to be shown respect, you impudent little shit.

By the way, I don't give a rat fuck how you feel about me, I hate racists and I don't care at all if I hurt your feelings. I hope you go away. This is not a ''racist friendly'' place.

The most paradoxical statement anyone can make is "I'm not racist." This is always followed by something incredibly racist.

In fact, there are only two followups to "I'm not racist":

1. The word "but", followed by -- as jonb says -- something racist.
2. "I even have black friends," followed by something racist.

It also works with "I have nothing against homos".

hung_big: I doubt it Jana.

I have seen appallation mountain tribes on the Discovery Channel that are quite Neanderthal-like and even they behave and speak more civilly than this "man" (I use the term loosely as it is quite clear that he is trollish).

Also, if he was raised in south africa he wouldn't have such a wonderous fasination with big-black cocks

I think it's about time to *PLONK* him!

I think it's about time to *PLONK* him!
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We really don't have to "PLONK" him. We can let Madame Zola have him. After careful research, it has been determined that Madame Zola, not to be confused with our Madame Zora, was indeed raised in South Africa. Perhaps she has had undue influence on him.

You may have noticed that Madame Zola does not post here. It seems that the process of getting a user name and a password are a bit taxing on the old girl.

There has been an effort to ease the rules so that Madame Zola can post. So far Mister Mark has resisted the "avalanche" of support for this in spite of the tremendous effect she has had on this particular troll.

Mister Mark being the man of character he is has held on to holding the high tradition of having a user name and a password.

As in Madame Emily Zola? :)

Confused, AZ: I am sorry Madame Zola that you are mad at me. :( I do not mean what ever you say I said. I am just trying to get along in this crazy world! :)
Remember what it was like when you first got here, and you needed advice on your experience with having a large penis. Please? It is difficult to start, and open up so readily? I think you are very attractive by the way, the way you make yourself up, you look nearly exactly like a real woman! Just keep your 'member' well tucked away and I'm sure some people couldn't tell the difference! Cutie!
OK, well, I've been asking my friends about how to approach my pop and one has suggested I post a letter to my address, addressed to "The guy that has 10.5 inch penis" and if he opens it first, I will know! And I could even address one letter to "the guy that has 9 inches or under" to see if he will open that! I have smart friends in real life, AND on this board now! You can never have enough smart friends, a wise man once may have said that.

Mark--Can we please ban this troll??! PLEASE?!?!

You haven't seen anything yet young man. Wait till Jana see this. Ratings for LPSG will go through the roof. And her user name is Zora not Zola. We thought you would catch on, but sadly you haven't. At first I thought you were a smart ass. Now I am not so sure. There are other asses around like dumb ass.

One thing is for sure, you removed all doubt as to who you are. You are not more a teenager than I am. In fact, I suspect we have seen you before. And I even took up for you. I will go the first, second and third mile, but there is a limit.

Freddie has found you guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt as a troll. Jana did so herself just day or two ago. Now there is talk of banning you. Talk that as far as I'm concerned is well justified.

I have been accused of being an admirer of Madame Zora. OK! I confess I am. She is one of the most articulate, smartest, and wisest women I have ever known. She shows her sexuality without guilt and damns anyone to make any putdown about it.

Your lastest tirade against her absolutely was stunningly stupid and arrogant. Obviously you have no clue what a woman looks like. As far as I am concerned you have attacked the entire LPSG.

I am suggesting that we all be allowed to vent our anger towards you. Then on a understood time we all simply ignore anything and everything you have to say and treat you as a non person. But there are others who will want to express their justified disgust of the lastest you have written. And I certainly wouldn't want to deny them that opportunity.

I am suggesting that starting at midnight Tuesday Eastern Standard Time in America, all rebuttals and comments to you cease by the core group that makes up this forum. That should give all a chance to speak their mind on the subject of you and your twisted and sick mind.

I don't believe in a literal hell. But then everynow and then someone like you comes along and it makes me wonder if perhaps I am wrong.