Hi, I'm a new 'member'! LOL!

Corn pone

Mix:

• 1 cup cornmeal
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
• 2 tablespoons melted bacon fat (butter is okay, too. Not margarine.)

...until mixture is crumbly.

Then add 1/3 cup milk. Fry on a hot frying pan.
Add maple syrup or honey to taste.

More "soul food" recipes at this link...

hung_big: There we go; they are just "kitchenstaff"

You are rather shallow if you are disgusted with a person because of their attitudes. I'd be more inclined to be disgusted with one's mannerisms, which, as of right now, I am starting to (in regards to you).

As oppossed to what? Women?

For someone who speaks of God, you are rather unaccepting. And no, big balls are very hot to me, low-hangers too.

A few things.

1 - From what I can see, you seem to be at least bisexual, if not gay. To be so interesting, critical and "curious" about men's genetalia says something about a person. Mainly - that they have a sexual attraction to men. Curiosity is, of course understandable, but every one of your posts has either been racist or talking other people's cocks and your poignant curiosity of them, and you are denying both.

2 - You seem to be rather nice, but you have an uncanny way of choosing words, to put it nicely. Watch what you say, and you would do good to reread and edit before you post.

3 - This place has amazing members who are kind, caring and compassionate, but you need to watch what you say around them. They are very intelligent and analytical and what you say must be thoroughly thought over.

4 - WELCOME! (yet again)

[quote=Confused, AZ,Mar 25 2005, 11:19 PM]
Hi guys! Long time reader, first time poster!
You are losing your audience. I am beginning to doubt your age. You talk about the people your parents hired in the kitchen in the past tense then you talk about going to school.

If you are really a high school student today, it appears that you are from a home of plenty as most people don't hire cooks these days. That part sounds like something from 50 years ago. But I know that it still happens today in wealthy homes.

I am offended by your comment of how disgusting it would be if your dad was under 7 inches. Well I am. Are you disgusted with me? If your dad loves you it isn't because of his dick. And if you love your dad I hope the love isn't based on his dick either. If it is, you have more problems then we can deal with here on this site.

Over half the men are under 7 inches, so you haven't won friends and infuenced over half the men in the world.

Then you have really made comments putting down black people. I am not black, but I still am repulsed by your comments on blacks. Others have covered that.
So I will not won't add much except it was rude, insinsitive and judgmental and reflects badly on you.

Still, if you are really a high school kid who doesn't have a relationship with his Dad and your only person who had to turn to was your PE teacher, you came here for help.

Freddie is very forgiving. You will find that out about me. Son, quit trying to show off and just be yourself. You are trying way to hard. Everyone here has their set of problems. It come with life. Just relax. I can see the teen in you trying to impress men and show your manhood. The best way to show you are a man is to show character, be honest, admit mistakes, be humble and not a braggard, and try to help other people. Now that will make you a man. Bragging, putting down people, trying to impress with false information is a sing of IMMATURITY.

So let us help you become a mature young man that we will be proud of and your father as well. It bothers me that you have tried to talk to your Mom about your penis size and your Dad's penis size and adoption, but won't confront him. I see a problem there.

Son, if you are adopted. That is wonderful. That means you were chosen. There is nothing greater than being chosen. Love those adoptive parents. And please if you Dad is not endowed, be proud of him. Never let it cross your lips that you think he has a small dick or that he isn't a man.

Show him your respect. It may be because of what he has heard you say that he is not letting you see him. He knows what you will think or say. Your Dad deserves better than this.

I am here. YOu lost your PE teacher. If I can help let me know. I am old enough to be your father so I can be a confidante if you choose me.

Good luck to you.

Freddie

hung_big: What Freddie is basically saying is - BE LIKE ME :evilgrin: ;)

Kidding....but yah...take Freddie's advice. It takes alot for him to say anything negative...so shape up kid!

What a great post, Freddie!

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Confused, AZ: OK, once again, I am sorry my (new) friends! I am trying hard to put into words what I mean, but when I read your replies, I realise what you must think of me! I have to admit that I was not initially raised speaking English, so maybe some of my phrasing is technically incorrect?
Thank you for all the wonderful advice I have been given already. People can be very kind at this place! I had wonderful dreams last night!
I was thinking about my dad: maybe he doesn't realise my penis size? Maybe if I turned this around the other way and confronted him with MY member, he would be stung into mentioning something? I know enough to not just unzip in front of him: I was thinking, maybe if I was having my own 'private time' (PM me if you don't understand what I mean by that) in his room, and he walked in on me, he would realise to what extent I have 'grown'. Maybe if I had a picture of him in front of me, he would say "That is WRONG, you are my own flesh and blood, you cannot do that!", or if I was adopted, he would understand in some way, and explain maybe why I felt that way? Has anyone else ever tried something similar to this? How did it go?
OK, thanks again for all of your warm sentiments! I am a little scattered by my feelings at the moment, and I appreciate your well-wishes!

Wait a minute JONB,

Under the right circumstances a black man as a "domestic animal" can be a good thing! LOL! But in this case our new member needs major attitude adjustment.



It is times like this that I want to thank LPSG for closing ranks .


Naughty

Dear Confused,
You certainly spend a lot of time judging, criticizing and degrading other men's genitalia. For someone professing to be "straight" you certainly spend a lot of time telling us how repulsed you are by certain male physical aspects......if men's cocks and balls disgust you....STOP LOOKING AT THEM. Questions about your own, and men's sexual organs in general is what LPSG is about.....but the blatant judgments are not welcomed. My big ugly balls are not too fond of you either.

hung_big: Kink Hun...Can I console yer balls? I love 'em :D

If this isn't a dictionary definition of "Troll" I don't know what is.

If this isn't a dictionary definition of "Troll" I don't know what is.

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Jana, where did we put that 21 inch very thick dildo? Sounds like our troll wants to experience a big one.
*Calling the flesh pile into service.*
No, we won't need the lube.

Alright Freddie, don your mighty cape and let's fight crime, delicious crime!

Confused, AZ: Eeek! I feel a little naked now, discussing highly personal problems/solutions in front of some of these unwelcoming people here. This Madame Zola person, I'm sure she's a friend of all of yours and I'm sure that she would be so kind at this forum to cuddle up to ANYONE here measuring over 9 or 10 inches or their steed, but she makes me a little sadder every time she posts. :(
No offence to any of you guys that are her friend, I'll bet you've all had fun with her at one time or another, and that's great! It's great to have friends around, the more the merrier! Especially meeting lots of new friends at once! In a way, that's what I'm doing here! Kudos! Fun is one of the most fun things you can do!
If I have done something to offend you Madame Zola, I am sorry. I am simply here for understanding and to read others' stories, and somehow understand my own situation. I am not sure what your problem with your penis is, maybe I can help?

I'm totally nonplussed by this thread. :wacko: