does anyone has sex with the mother of his girlfri

hey,
this is not a pervers question, but it's a serious question?
does anyone of you gyus ever has sex with the mother of your girlfiend?
tell me about it? why did you did that and could you hide it for your girlfriend?

Nah. I'm not really into necrophilia.

hung_big: So you're saying that your girlfriend's mother is a dead corpse?

HOW OLD IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND? ;)

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orionsword57: I had the opportunity, but fortunately turned it down. I've done some dumb things in my life with regards to with whom I went to bed, but that would have been the dumbest. I never slept with the girl friend to boot.

those qualifications are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

mothers of girls I've fucked semi-regularly over brief periods: sure. mothers of girls I maintain extended contact with, and may happen to also have sex with: no never. I don't have many real friends and I deliberately avoid doing anything that could potentially jeopardize friendships. people who matter to me as people are much, much rarer than people I just wanna fuck.

uh ... sex. you know, penis, mouth, vagina, etc? if you want a blow-by-blow commentary for every single encounter I'm sorry, my memory ain't up to it.

why? well, because I wanted to get laid and they offered me the opportunity. when you're a teenager there's also the exploratory element. on a couple of occasions the daughters in question found out, but as I said, I wasn't really bothered about the consequences of that or I wouldn't have done it in the first place.

"I am from the Department of Redundancy Department."
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Personally I prefer the live corpse variety :)

Back on the topic: I would never have sex the mother of a girlfriend. While its a great test to see what my girlfriend could be like in the future, I'd rather stick with what I've got and avoid any messy scandals if such news ever leaked out.

Blow-by-blow commentary, the more graphic the better, is precisely what he's seeking. Dr. Rock, meet extremely-huge, one of our more persistant trolls. He has a propensity for posts like:

and

He still rears his ugly head from time to time. Get the picture?

Yeah, I had a girlfriend like that once. :P
Seriously, a woman should be able to actively participate in sex.

hung_big: "I am from the Department of Redundancy Department."
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Oh shut up Jacinto ;) I woke up 5 minutes before I wrote that. And I'm 15. And...I....have.....some unheard of learning disability that when assocaiting with death I get redundant.

Alright, fine...I made a mistake....HAPPY J? :grr:


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Well like has been said I wouldn't do my girlfriend's mother. However it would be hot to do a girl I was seeing in -not-really-in-a-relationship kinda way where I was 'in' enough to meet and have sex with her mother and either the women would be alright with that ;) or the whole thing would just blow over with very little backlash. The mum would have to be hot though...

I also like the fact extremely-huge was so horny when typing this thread up he couldn't spell :P There are porn sitest out there hehe.

Nah, extremely-huge never could spell. I suspect it's the influence of his native language, Trollish, which hasn't adopted a standardized spelling yet.

This thread ishilarious, but on topic, even thinknig about sex with the mothers of anyone I know is enough to turn a rageing boner to a shrivelled small one. :P

So not just squeak and hiss as the air escapes? :D