| Bob, a rather well-endowed guy is going to an appointment at an office building and sees a sign for "The Large Penis Society". Since he has a rather large penis, so he says to himself, "Mine's not so bad...let me check this out!", so he heads up the stairs to the office.
On the way, he encounters a Men's room and decides to relieve himself before he goes upstairs. While he's at the urinal doing his business, a man walks in and stands next to him and proceeds to pull his pants and underpants all the way down to his ankles and starts unwrapping his ENORMOUS penis from around his leg...it takes him about a minute to do this and he then picks up his GIGANTIC penis with both of his hands and plops it into the urinal.
In astonishment, Bob looks over at this guy and exclaims, "JESUS, you must be the President of The Large Penis Society". The guy looks at Bob coyly and says, "President? I'm just the janitor!" | 
