| A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him. The black guy sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down and says: 7' 2" tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The black guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What did you say to me
again?" The man says, "I saw the way you were looking at me so I figured
I'd just give you the answers to the questions every one always asks me.
I'm 7' 2" tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is
Turner Brown." The little guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God!!!" I
thought you said "Turn around." | 
