I told my GF that I am bisexual !

Babt oil is not condom compatible. I'm bringing an industrial size tub of Wet Platinum!

You won't hear any complaints from me. I can't speak for Nix, but I think he'll be receptive to the idea. By the way: have you noticed that one of the new emoticons is a 'flesh pile' emoticon?
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This new flesh pile that is growing by the day - Is there room for Freddie? I'm sure I coudl make some contribution :evilgrin:

Yeah, but if you both know you're clean, condoms aren't exactly necessary, now are they?

Yeah Freddie, come on in. You can help hold down the young un's whilst I fire up their asses with my razor strap. :evilgrin:

It's an advisable practice to get in the habit. So, suit up, Jon! ;)

It's an advisable practice to get in the habit. So, suit up, Jon! ;)
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Hola! Now that's what I'm talking about!

BTW, condoms are a necessity unless you are in a monogamous relationship and both have been tested AND you trust each other that you are both faithful. Doesn't sound like the situation with fleshpiles!

*throws a 12-pk of Magnum XLs into the pile*

*grabs a Magnum XL and a tube of Wet Platinum*

Okay--who wants some?!?

:evilgrin:

Yeah, well, fleshpiles happen in an alternate universe where AIDS doesn't exist and I can fuck four people at once.

And I can give my 10% to Madame.

Oh, that's what YOU think! *knocks on Jonb's door with DMW, Surferboy, Lexman, Freddie, and Pappy in tow*

Oh, hell yeah!!!!!! :toast:

Okay, now about that 10%.....

Don't worry about the 10% situation. I'd like to think that Jon and I beyond all that. If not ... well, I'd rather not find out. I can dream! :wub:

What time does this spaceship to an alternate universe leave? I want to be sure I am on board.

I actually came up with a "This story occurs in an alternate universe where diseases don't exist and people choose to get pregnant." disclaimer for erotica a while back. Obviously it isn't required in more complex storylines where disease or pregnancy is part of the story.