Big Dick Threesome

Alright, so after a girl friend and I took off from a lame party that hadn't even started yet, let alone look like it would ever get off the ground, we ended up at one of our favorite pub spots downtown. I took it easy. It was way too crowded because of the game, so it wasn't worth waiting in line for half an hour for an Amstel Light, but I ended up kicking back a few. We went back and forth between this Irish pub and a bar across the street and stuck around til roughly two in the morning.

Because this girl friend of mine had some man drama in her life, she decided to sport fuck this dude that had approached her -- pretty quirky, strange, soft-spoken skinny military guy. I chuckled, but didn't judge her outright. So, we were set to leave and I had to walk back with them to her apartment since my car was parked out in front of it.

Frankly curious about what was going on, I went up to the apartment with them since she didn't give me a nonverbal suggesting, "Go home. I'm ready to fuck him for all he's worth." We listened to music for a little while, and while she was in the restroom, I asked him what he wanted to get into. He couldn't outright say that he wanted to fool around, so I decided to tap into my Dionysian rites and get the situation going. We all took off articles of clothing one at a time until we finally ended up naked in her bed.

So, here's where it gets interesting...

I used to party with this girl while in college, and I've seen her naked before. She's put on a bit of weight. Still looks decent, though. Never mind that we've never taken it to this level -- and by "this level," I mean cunnilingus and fucking.

Ooh... her clitoris ring and my tongue ring equals AWESOME, by the way.

And the dude? Small world that it is, we grew up in the same hometown, and he's only a few months older than me, so we ended up going to middle school together and we never knew it.

But the real jist of the story is in the threesome, ladies and gents. Inhibitions were incredibly loosened after the living room stripdown, so we all crept in the bed and stripped down and surveyed each other. The guy was pretty hung himself -- 'bout an inch shy of me short either way, and because he was skinny too, the hang looked pretty impressive. And he had mentioned something about kissing a guy before, but he seemed real relaxed with everything. In fact, when we pulled the covers down, my girl friend re-gawked at the size (since she hadn't seen it in a few years) and the dude gripped the base and made similar comments.

"Whoa, man. That's pretty fuckin' huge," and some such. He felt it up several times, jerked it a few, and was all about giving it some attention.

Two cool moments: [one], lying down on the bed and these two working their mouths and tongues all over my upper body -- she doesn't do oral unless she's in a committed relationship (but she'll fuck just fine) and I didn't bother asking him (heh, tho I was pretty horny) .

The other: He and I would take turns fucking her. Actually, he would fuck her for a few moments while jerking mine to get it fully hard, then he seemed REALLY interested in me slamming into her. I really wanted to, but they didn't have any Magnums on hand and, quite frankly, there's not much all that large about a Trojan large. And try as I might, I snapped both condoms handed to me. :angry: Oh well. The one time I had a condom semi-rolled on, I could only get a third of it in her (even after letting her ride on top!) before she felt too overwhelmed by Dee Penis.

And after being as long-winded as I wanna be, I have arrived at these conclusions:

1. While I wouldn't recommend fucking all of your friends of the same or opposite sex, just remember that things can be cool after the fact so long as there's good communication about what's up.

2. I don't really know what to think about this guy. I had fun doing stuff and I kept my cool about it. And while I'm thinking that I wasn't the first dude he has messed around with, I was still surprised at how much he was into both of us. He did his fair share of eating her out and drilling, but that didn't stop us from French kissing, having bod contact, feeling each other up, and jerking each other at times.

3. The situation was kinky enough to pull me in, but strange enough to keep me distracted. Add that to some alcohol and that might explain why I couldn't get hard. And you can blame Trojan for the small condom thing. Haha.

4. And even though I didn't get to fill her full o' meat, I shot a load that would make you guys proud. Too bad I couldn't get a photograph. I streaked my bod in jizz from my abs to my shoulder and into my hair, and some had even hit the sheet beside me. :P

5. And this proves that guys might be more interested in big dicks than they realize... even if it's on someone else.

Ya i'm sure that happened.

you dont know dee...
i'm pretty sure it did happen.

thanks for sharing, dee...this is a situation that a lot of us kinda daydream about,
but i never had the guts to go through with it.

actually...i was in an "almost" situation once.
My straight guy friend was really into my girl-pal...and we were at my apt,
and they were on the way to tanked....
Many girls are comfortable with hugging on me, and....that led to straight guy
kind of daring us to kiss, and i didnt mind that, since i am a kissing bandit.
And watching us got him going....and then they started making out and feeling up, which was hot to watch......
but honestly....it got halted.
One or more of us was timid at different times, and...it all...for lack
of a better word, "petered out". lol

But, it was a nice, 'almost'.

huh. well maybe you know something I don't, but that seems like a fairly nonsensical response to me. perhaps you wanna explain why you think it didn't happen? are threesomes that unusual where you live or something? I mean, I may be missing something, but I can't really think of a reason why anybody would wanna go to the trouble of making it up. sounds like negativity purely for its own sake to me...

sometimes, situations happen that do sound like they came out of a porno mag. i've had a couple.

this one was hot, and i believe it. thanks for sharing it d, but send the girl home next time. (kidding)

I believe it. Threesomes can be awkward and complicated, especially if it happens spontaneously and drinking is involved. It would be less believeable if it were all rock-hard dicks and squealing girls.

I have no doubts that it happened. I have seen this type of scenario happen too many times to doubt that it happens. More importantly, I've never known Dee to be a liar.

Yeah, you know... There are so many guys out there who like threesomes; my ex-boyfriend and I had almost a dozen of them in 3 month's time, and we live in a small town in puritanical Virginia, so it's definitely possible.

Plus, Dee's fine. He can charm the pants off anyone.

Oh I definitely believe every word Dee wrote and am sure it did happen, why would there be any reason to doubt Dee of all people?!?

I have been in some wild 3-somes, not many, but a few, and this one sounded plenty hot.

While there have been some strange stories around lately from random people, this story comes from one of our better known members who I think we can trust.

Anyway, congrats on your fun last night dude.

Frank56: Of course it happened.....it's the Deeman.....

Of course it happened.

Truth is always more exciting (and seemingly more unreal) than fiction.

NelsonMuntz84: I think we need to knock the sarcastic remark crap on the head. The guy posting has 100% credibility on here and from reading his posts on here for sometime I doubt he would feel the need to make up rubbish.

What always amazes me about 'strange or unusual' sexual episodes is that we all have fantasy's etc, yet most of the time the stuff that is unusual tends to just happen and is not pre-planned.

Some stuff is great to try or do as a one off if it suits you, I often think its when you try repeat it you run into problems.

Thanks for the quickly summoned aid, oh LPSG Cavalry. Don't worry. I didn't take that remark seriously, and if I weren't there, I'd probably make an initial scoff myself.

I hung out with my best friend after initiation today to fill her in on what happened after she had left the bar, and we ended up laughing about a great deal of it. What's not to enjoy? And besides that, we tossed around some ideas -- like how it's probably really weird to perform sexually for someone that you haven't had those feelings about beforehand, or congratulating that other guy for getting into it regardless of how much dude experience he might or might not have had. Either way, I'm glad that we didn't stick around that lame-o party.

I don't know how I feel about threesomes. Don't think I'm the kinda guy who would specifically hunt 'em out. It was just presented to me and I was in a wild and crazy mood to appreciate a good ol' romp. I don't feel like I'm any more of a stud -- though my hair did score me a couple of numbers from the ladies last night. :P

It was just a good ol' time, and it just showed me that even the dudes you would least expect might give you some kind of positive reaction when confronted with a well-hung guy... and that was me point all along.

Sounds pretty nice Dee.
Years ago I had a similar experience. We were slightly trashed, definitely horny, and open to the sponteniety of the experience.
The other guy was a friend of mine in graduate school. The girl was someone that I had been dating casually. Anyway, we had great sex. The other guy and I were pretty turned on by each other.
The "day after" he and I were at his place and were slightly uneasy with each other. So, we brought up the obvious... the night before. We eventually admitted to being turned on by each other and that led to an encore spontaneous jack-off session that set the tone for a pretty nice couple of years of casual sex.
I lost track of him after school, but I basically learned how to give a decent blow job from him. It was an eye opening relationship. I learned a lot about myself.
Oh yeah, basically quit dating the girl after I moved to the next level with my friend.
Who knows...you may have made a new friend. w