01-09-2005
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#16 (permalink)
| | | Quote: Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jan 9 2005, 11:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper @ Jan 9 2005, 11:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-txquis@Jan 10 2005, 01:53 AM You are supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting. | If a jellyfish stings my cock, I think it'll take more than piss to make it all better! [/b][/quote]
Now thats an amusing visual ... not that i'd wish anyone that kind of harm, least of all you DMW, but the idea still induces fits of giggling. ;) | | | |
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01-10-2005
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#17 (permalink)
| | | I know I had to zip my mouth shut!! | | | |
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01-10-2005
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#18 (permalink)
| | | Quote: Originally posted by madame_zora@Jan 10 2005, 04:55 AM I know I had to zip my mouth shut!! | :wub: Oww ... that must have taken serious effort ;) :P :wub: | | | |
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01-12-2005
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#19 (permalink)
| | | NelsonMuntz84: Its pretty simple, if you have a bath, pull the skin back when its under the water, and use like baby lotion or a sensitive body wash to clean it.
in the shower, do the same, obviously just using the shower head to clean.
I just do that everyday and I stay clean and smelling nice. | | | |
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01-12-2005
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#20 (permalink)
| | | Quote: Originally posted by Anon@Jan 10 2005, 12:03 AM lol thanks, well when i piss i guess it washes out automatically?
but its just annoying because when surprise sex comes along i gotta hop into the bathroom first and clean everything out! i dont' think the girls want to chew on lint ;) | I didnt mean that.
I was talknig about using some toilet roll or one of those wet-wipe things. :P | | | |
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01-12-2005
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#21 (permalink)
| | | I'm cut but have a similar problem. I have fuzzy bathtowels, and fuzz gets trapped between the corona and glans. I notice it when I get erect. Something new to be concerned about when with a new guy! Or any guy, for that matter.  | | | |
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01-13-2005
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| | | ForumMcChicken: I rarely get anything under my forskin, and when I do it's like was stated earlier with new pants or underwear. I just clean it off when I shower. | | | |
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01-14-2005
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#23 (permalink)
| | | dadboned39: Quote: Originally posted by ForumMcChicken@Jan 13 2005, 04:17 AM I rarely get anything under my forskin, and when I do it's like was stated earlier with new pants or underwear. I just clean it off when I shower. | | | | |
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01-14-2005
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#24 (permalink)
| | | dadboned39: used to get hair caught under foreskin when was a teen, but washed the segema under the skin every day when taking a shower. and washed it again at night before bed in case wife was interested.
any guys ever get your foreskin caught in zipper before? I did when about 11 when mom got me some boxers and was in a hurry as boys get flipping it in and zipping it up. ouch
Don | | | |
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01-16-2005
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#25 (permalink)
| | | spoolworm: wash in the shower. Urine is a mild antiseptic, so that kills some of the bacteria.
Giving the whole business a clean before sex is only polite. Don't over do it though. An ex of mine made fun of me for weeks, cos my penis smelled like a nice fresh coconut. | | | |
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01-16-2005
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#26 (permalink)
| | | Quote: Originally posted by spoolworm@Jan 16 2005, 10:10 AM wash in the shower. Urine is a mild antiseptic, so that kills some of the bacteria.
Giving the whole business a clean before sex is only polite. Don't over do it though. An ex of mine made fun of me for weeks, cos my penis smelled like a nice fresh coconut. | HEY! I want coconut scented (an flavoured?) cock!!!
GIMMIE! | | | |
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01-16-2005
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#27 (permalink)
| | Banned | Quote: Originally posted by ashlar@Jan 16 2005, 08:28 PM HEY! I want coconut scented (an flavoured?) cock!!! | Why do I suddenly have a craving for a piña colada? | | | |
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01-16-2005
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#28 (permalink)
| | | Quote: Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jan 16 2005, 05:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper @ Jan 16 2005, 05:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ashlar@Jan 16 2005, 08:28 PM HEY! I want coconut scented (an flavoured?) cock!!! | Why do I suddenly have a craving for a piña colada? [/b][/quote]
Hola 'DMW'
Since 'Ash' will get the 'coconut', I will provide the rum and pina so we can all enjoy a good time!
RICKY_27 | | | |
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01-17-2005
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#29 (permalink)
| | | talking about washing does anyone find if they get soap in their piis slit it hurts to urinate and then it goes away after a few seconds | | | |
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01-18-2005
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#30 (permalink)
| | | Quote: Originally posted by RICKY_27+Jan 16 2005, 05:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(RICKY_27 @ Jan 16 2005, 05:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Quote:
Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jan 16 2005, 05:26 PM <!--QuoteBegin-ashlar | Quote: @Jan 16 2005, 08:28 PM HEY! I want coconut scented (an flavoured?) cock!!! |
Why do I suddenly have a craving for a piña colada? |
Hola 'DMW'
Since 'Ash' will get the 'coconut', I will provide the rum and pina so we can all enjoy a good time!
RICKY_27 [/b][/quote]
I'd prefer a margarita touched with a bit of grande marnier | | | |
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