Wet Dreams: anyone else never experienced one?

Not even once.

I'm 25 and have never had one. Don't really expect to either, considering some of the dreams that I've had and that they haven't produced anything.

As someone fascinated by large ejaculators, what do you mean by freakishly huge-shooter?

I'm not a big shooter although I've been a decent one. I masturbate considerably, so I never really get a build up. But, I have wet dreams some...or rather enough where I haven't ejaculated, but definitely have precum alot. Oddly enough, unless I'm really worked up and having a long session with myself or someone, i don't precum in the waking world. I've gotten off before going to sleep and clean up only to wake like 5 hours later with another precum mess. My sexual habits seem to stem from a trauma I had with sex, or so I'm told....

So, I'm all fucked up. :)

jordanj: Hi... I've never had one. I think with me it's also due to the fact that I started masturbating young and never stopped.

I've never had one either.....

If I have had one, I don't readily recall it. By the time I got around to learning how good masturbation feels, I've kept it nearly a once-a-day thing for a number of years, so these pipes rarely get a chance to get that worked up. The last time I got really wound up, I had to go without jerking for five days while I was visiting folks and friends in Oklahoma. That nagging boner that wouldn't go away was my signal. When I finally got home that night, I let loose two or three loads all over the place.... arrrrrrgh, that felt good.

Dee, I know how you feel. That boner will just not go away and it has to be taken care of. And of course, it happens at the most inopportune times, like when you're traveling. I'm sure you made a good mess when you got back from OK.

Wet Dream I used to have them almost ntely or at last 4-5 tims a week.
Boy that has been 50 years ago.

i'm now 39 (and 4 days!), and have never had a wet dream. sexy, sexual, horny, explicit, and/or coded dreams, yes. but never wet.

like a few of the guys here, i subscribe to the 'frequent-masturbation' theory as to why not, with a little of the 'big-shooter' school of thought in there as well. i started masturbating when i was around 5, when i discovered that if i rubbed down there for long enough a wave of really nice sensation would come over me. but it was something like 8 years before my hard work started to be rewarded with real cum, so i guess that by the time my balls started manufacturing the stuff there was a ready and well-established delivery channel! a daily flushing (sometimes twice ... three times ... ) probably meant that the automatic system either didn't need to kick into gear, or didn't have anything to work on.

i've also always considered myself on the generous side when it comes to cumming, too (though advancing years have meant there's less risk to my eyes now :P ), so that may have maintained an empty tank at night.

incidentally, our night-time hard-ons aren't always sex-related: in one of the phases of sleep (is it REM?) our muscles go into paralysis, and one of the effects of this is an erection. i think that can be where the familiar dream of trying to run but having feet of clay comes from: you're trying to move your muscles, but you can't, and that gets translated into your dreams.

Yanno, I never in my life thought REM would give me a boner. I guess you could say it stands in the place where I live. *ba-dump-shhh*

* bends jonb over her knee and spanks soundly for bad joke*

That just a nice ring to it! Or maybe it's just me?

That just a nice ring to it! Or maybe it's just me?
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God, are we going to have to fight over him DMW? I'm afraid you'd win......I'd never even try to armwrestle you!

spoolworm: Don't masterbate/have sex for a couple of weeks and you will have one. For most the first bit is the difficult bit. ;)

Come to think of it, i havent either.