Dads

The thread title made me think up an answer regardless of how old and rotted this thread is: My father tells everyone who will listen how huge his cock is. He always makes references to it and in the most inappropriate settings.

My father is a revolting human being. If anyone would like to kill him, be my guest.

you wanna help a poor, nearly dead thread to survive? ok, i'll assist:

i wrote it before, but my dad is smaller than me, perhaps an inch shorter and the same girth. the last - and only - time i saw him hard, i was six and his cock looked really big to me. i still see him soft when i visit him - he's much more comfortable with nudity than i am -, and when i compare our limp dicks, i'm sure i'm bigger now.

more interesting for a LARGE penis support group: my dad left my mom when i was ten and she married again. i had "the talk" not with my father, but with mom's new guy. he was a booze-drinking, chain-smoking idiot, but he had a hell of a cock. i saw him nude once and again when we had a shower after swimming in a public pool, and i think his dick is about seven inches soft.

my mom and her second husband seperated after a few years, but someday, when mom and i are both drunk, i'll ask her about it...

About the divorce or doing it with a big penised guy? (not to mention I find it rather creepy to think of being drunk with my mother--of course she's not only merely dead she's really most sincerely dead*--
so that might be part of the reason)




*stolen from MUnckins song from the Wizard of Oz

my dad was average like me but uncut. nudity was normal for him Australian born Italian. He played Rugby Union for a Sydney first grade team and represented Australia.

I grew up on rugby fields and it was nothing to go into the changing room where they let it all hang out.

He use to say “be proud of what you have got”.

I have daughters now 18 y & 16 y and I walk around the hose naked. It is not uncommon to be having a late night chat in the kitchen naked.

Like others, nudity wasn't a big thing in my household. I grew up with two brothers and my dad. I remember seeing my dad and brothers all the time either in the shower, urinal, or sleeping (nude sleeping was a big thing in my house). Proud to say that I believe I am the biggest. Haven't seen the others in years, but when I was in college, caught a few glimpses of morning wood (or brothers passed out drunk). All were pretty sizable and nothing to be ashamed about.

I don't know how hung (or not) my 21 year old son is. Haven't seen him nude since he was about 10. But I think it safe to say that every dad hopes his son grows up to be a better man than he, including in the dick department, (and if they aren't we love 'em anyway).

They say one can't tell by shoe size, but if genetics comes into play, (and considering his shoe size is three sizes larger than my own size 11's), then chances are he's got dad beat.

My dad never discussed his cock size. Not sure that he was 'hiding' anything...he just didn't discuss it.

Hi Onslow,

not about the divorce (i really know enough about it and it was no fun) and of course not about having sex with her ex. only want to know if he was really as much above average as i thought when i was an early teen. and of course i don't hang around with my mom completely drunk. what i meant is a situation perhaps at a birthday party. everyone had few glasses of wine, laughter gets louder and it suddenly seems to be much easier to talk about topics like sex. but the information is not so important for me, i don't know if i'll really ask.

Inter

I am about 2 inches bigger than my father and about 1" longer than my 16 yo son.

my dad is an inch shorter than me. but my grandad is probably 2 inches longer than me. i saw my dad naked all the time and my grandad once. also my uncle is the largest. he is huge. one day i was looking in my grandads ancient photo albums and i saw a pic of them standing next to each other naked on a beach.

I grew up in a nudist household...me and two brothers shared a room. Dad was totally relaxed around the house. I remember being very young and noticing how big he was. It wasn't until I was around 12 that I realized how big he was...10.5" and beercan thick. Thankfully, me and my brothers all inherited my dad's size.

Well first time i saw my dad naked i thought he was huge,it wasnt untill i was 15 when i realized he was average..about 5.5. i m 7.5 and my oldest son is same size as i m...i hope he gets bigger than me

My dad never let me see him nude. He made a big point out of it. He always had a massive bulge but he was a cop and cop uniforms are a little unforgiving in that department, polyestery shows everything!

When I was 14 I as sneaking out of the house. I left my window and saw that his bedroom light was on. I thought "maybe he fell asleep reading or maybe he turned it on when he heard me!" so I crept up to the window and realized that my dad was jerking off. My jaw dropped when I saw his monster cock. Thick as a beer can, uncut and at least 9" long.

Unfortunately I stopped shy of 8" but I did get a good dose of his length and my balls are easily twice as big.

I never really looked at my dad the same again knowing what he was packing but I did have a lot of respect for him.

The gene that determines penis size come from your MOM not your dad!

That's a myth. It's from a lot of genes and not from one side.