The best things about being hung

twin_daddy: I was in the steam room at my gym one time and had a guy admiring my penis and then asking me how big it is when it's hard, then proceding to get errect to show it off, knowing that this guy is about to pass out seeing that i'm just a shade over 12" in length.[b]

cegro27:
That's the strangest thing...if a guy wanted to hit me in the face with his fist I'd wanna whip his ass, but he can do the same with his huge piece and all I can do is say "HIT ME HARDER!!, HARDER!!!"

The best part about having a large penis is the clorox bottle.




wait. what?

The best part about it for me is that I'm still growing :D

SL55///AMG: I like when it is half hard and people can see my head half way down my thigh....when its soft it likes to hybernate around my balls...

-The best is when the girl doesnt see it before you put it in her. its like time stand still while she realizes how full she is going to be.
-If you give a hot girl a hug and she brushes up against you...then she knows.
-When I was with a girl for three years, everytime I would cum in her, it wold fill up all around my cock.... amazing.

I wear baggy jeans or kakis usually...so its not like the wrangler shrink wrap effect...unless I get hard...then I gotta run for the fuckin bathroom.

Another good thing is when girls think your erect, and your not, and you tell them.

One time a girl at work looked down and saw my bulge, and asked me if i just saw a porno.

I was confused, i had no idea what she was talking about. Then she pointed to my crotch area and smiled.

I then told her i wasn't erect. She didn't believe me. She ended up grabbing it to test (she was very premiscious) and found it soft. She said wow. From that day on she stopped calling me by name, and just calls me monster.

Best part: 1) Grinning slyly when a male co-worker asks why the girls at work call you "Big D" when your name is actually Dan.
2) Having the sales girl inform you that, not only do the pants fit, but you "fill them out nicely" as well, to the horror of her supervisor.
3) As previously mentioned, the ever polite, "I'm not used to that tight of fit."--the kind of comment a girl only says if she is being sincere and trying not to sound slutty, as opposed to the insincere "yes, you are big." most guys hear.
4) Purchasing the "Mas Largo" ("Longer " in Spanish) condoms in Mexico and having to explain to the clerk that you do indeed understand Spanish.
5) Having a girl decline sex, stating, "I'm afraid you would hurt me with that," based on the stories she's heard from her friends. (If you have to be rejected, this is the best way."
6) Emerging from the cold ocean water and still having a bulge that attracts giggles from girls.

Fun thread. thanks.

my 2 cents:

a) when my girlfriend says, after 2 months on the road, "holy shit you have a HUGE cock! i think i kinda forgot how fucking big it is."...

b) the upside of having to learn how to use it!! just like small guys, we have to acheive an awareness of our bodies--and our partners'--borne out of sheer necessity and for my part, i'm grateful for that.

c) the staring. i selfishly LOVE the staring.

peace,

s88

being bumped into accidently and your package pushes back

not even aware of how my much bulge im showing til someone reminds me

wearing sunglasses and fitted jeans watching who stares and whats their reaction

being ashamed of publicly adjusting my junk

any time a big dick topic, story or joke is brought up im never intimidated

no matter what state my penis is. im never considered small

understanding what other well endowed gents go thru

would wear and have worn a speedo to the beach or pool

finding out @ an early age not all kids had a weeny like me

being told im big ........ my fave

I'm sorry, but I had to continue this excellent topic (What's great is every hung guy can relate to these...No B.S.)

cont...

Having a 6" penis when you're only 9 yrs old.
Jacking off with both hands
Having that sinking feeling in your stomach whenever you see a statistic that affirms, "size doesn't matter."
Pissing while talking on your cell phone with one hand and drinking a beer with the other, and still having the "barrel" length to shoot accurately straight down into the drain.
Watching a woman struggle to pull out your still-flaccid penis from it's fly, not realizing that it hangs several inches further down.

>>being bumped into accidently and your package pushes back

Last night, thank you. Good times.

>>not even aware of how my much bulge im showing til someone reminds me

As above, especially when it's a girl from work you have a major "crush" on.

Mark_S: Hi,

well, my wife usually buys our XXL condoms, so i dont see the cashiers reaction. I bought them once when we were in holiday, the female cashier (she was pretty) didnt really notice (hmm, maybe her boyfriend was hung too). Well, but the conversation between my wife and one of her female friends was interesting ("does he have a long one?" "YES").

Also i remember a scene when i was about 16, school, swimming lessons in the pool. Two pretty girls commented on the size of my bulge in my swimwear. One of them started to flirt with me the next time at school, and tried occasionally to get a grip on the bulge in my jeans. We invented some "games" where she got the opportunity. B)

Also i remember the orgasms of my first girlfriend. The first time she saw my erect cock beneath my trousers she thought that i had put a long and thick branch inside my trousers. But when she touched it she realized that it was my penis.

And also the sex-hungry girl, with whom i had sex in the UK, told me after sex that she had the first multiple orgasm in her life (well, although it was obvious, i was content that she told me).

friendly greetings

Mark

When I park a boy between my legs, I always make him sit or kneel right in front of my crotch...and watch while my bulge begins to throb through my jeans until fully engorged...still not letting him touch it, no matter how bad I need head...just keep him there for hours sometimes...then slowly bring it out and let him look at it, smell it and rub his face and lips all over it while I kick back and enjoy the greatest gift a man can be given...head!

cegro27: I had that experience once, although the guy actually pulled it out and showed it to me first so that there would be no doubt in my mind that he was indeed "huge". He made me get totally naked and kneel in front of him while he stroked himself to full erection. Then he made me tell him why he should let me suck him. He said if he liked my answer he'd stuff my mouth full of cock, but if he didn't he'd give me a slap on the ass and send me home without so much as a lick. I think I begged and pleaded for about 30min before he laughed and gave me what I wanted. It was kind of shameful, but man was it worth it!

For me, the best thing about being hung: it was what landed me a very well-paying job for five years. I usually had a love/hate relationship with dancing, and sometimes hate/hate, but the money was good and I have no regrets. There was a tape measure test to pass in order to be hired into the best-paying troupe in town, so I was especially thankful on my audition day to be adequately 'equipped'. Before I began dancing, I did some nude modelling for a photographer. He told me that he would've hired me as a model because of my face even if I had only three inches, but I know the photos he took for his big cock websites paid considerably more than what he would've paid me to appear in his other, more 'artistic', galleries. Now don't get me wrong: I admit that I'm glad about being well-hung, and I'm comfortable with my body, but I could make a much longer list of the drawbacks associated with big-schlongedness. I believe we all could, as much as we've talked about them here, but I'm happy with what I have and wouldn't want anything less (or more, for that matter).