:( Being big can suck!

Simon9 · 10-22-2004

I think he was just trying to be funny and get your goat, Madame.

And he succeeded on the second part.

madame_zora · 10-22-2004

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Originally posted by Simon9@Oct 22 2004, 10:16 PM
I think he was just trying to be funny and get your goat, Madame.

And he succeeded on the second part.

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But I don't even have a goat!! And if that was funny, my sense of humor has shriveled up.

KinkGuy · 10-22-2004

I can get you a goat wholesale, MZ.

Guest · 10-22-2004

Hapi Papi:

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I think he was just trying to be funny and get your goat, Madame.

And he succeeded on the second part.

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And if that was funny, my sense of humor has shriveled up.

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You too?!

Pappy · 10-23-2004

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Originally posted by joeybehr46+Oct 22 2004, 11:53 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(joeybehr46 @ Oct 22 2004, 11:53 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

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Originally posted by madame_zora@Oct 20 2004, 07:53 PM
Kid, I'm gonna like you!

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well, if you are only casually dating and you are young and not going to marry her, I say ram it in her and make her scream and keep going till you are through.

If she dumps you, just go on to the next one. It is not like she is the end of women or girls as you know it.

Just tell her you will be gentle and slowly insert it and then start and doing it harder and harder.... :ph34r:

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I think he was just trying to be funny and get your goat, Madame.

And he succeeded on the second part.

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5,000 comedians out of work and joeybehr46 is trying to be funny. All I can say is don't quit your day job. :)

madame_zora · 10-23-2004

Now, I like violent sex as much as the next guy, but a little thing called "permission" goes a long way!

Guest · 10-30-2004

OneEyedCat:

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Originally posted by madame_zora@Oct 16 2004, 12:11 PM
I would just like to add that the height/body type of a woman does not correspond to her vagina size at all. Just like with men, it is about as random as it can get. If you have feelings for this girl, treat her as such and you'll be fine. Look for her reaction, if she's excited, go for it, but if she's nervous, be patient and gentle. You'll know the right way to react when you get there.

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-- That's definitely true. As a general rule, I find voluptuos women to be more "accomodating", but it really varies. The best thing to do is to take it slow and make her know it need go no further than she's comfortable with. For me, if they get past the initial sight of it, we're going to be having fun one way or another.

OEC

:( Being big can suck!

I think he was just trying to be funny and get your goat, Madame. And he succeeded on the second part.