Ever ripped clothing before?

this is something I've always thought pretty cool. I've bulged a bit being 8, but never to the point you guys are talking about.. I'm sure most of you found it annoying and a pain in the butt...

but curious if there are any times you've done it for fun, to say turn on your partner... kind of like in Andy's Big Summer story..

where it's kind of a power trip ... that your cock is that strong and that you're that turned on that you bust through. Kind of "hulk out" of your undies :blink: I'd think it'd be an amazing thing to see.

easy_eros: I have heard the threads in pants tear many a times but never because of my schlong! I am super-uber-hyperactive (high kicks, jumping, dancing, spread eagles, etc...) thats why i tear my pants.

side track anecdote: speaking of "spread eagles", funny story. i remember once a friend of mine said "close the book (referring to my legs) your bookmark is showing (referring to my "bookmark")". It was one of the funniest thing i'd ever heard... i guess you had to be there... :P

anyway back to the topic. Although having an erection for me is comparable to breathing(i get it everywhere all the time, 10+"x7+"hard, 6x5 soft) this has never thinned out my trou or made it more prone to rippage. i have what they call "asian steel erections" (that's the term, right?) but still not enough to rip my pants! my briefs do thin out but more on the "ass" part.

oh yeah and i never get that faded crotch look on my jeans and i always wondered why other guys did. Now i know its because i dont touch/adjust mine in public... too much!!! ;)

but then again i could just be lucky to have really gr8 quality pants!

suaige: some of these are rather funny, though I doubt you thought they were at the time.

Having ranged down to 2.5% bodyfat I can't say I've ever come close to bursting any seams, but I do get the annoying and I feel conspicuous fade and ware mark right in the middle of my fly. Depending on what I am wearing either my balls or my penis will push against the front edge of counters so I have to watch how I stand, this may accellorate the process as well. My big bro who was varsity nosegard SR yr High school, was a lot girthier (muscle and fat) than I and wore all his pants in the inner thigh first. He was at least ave.

oh and never had pants tear while doing the splits either, thought my ability to do so was often attributed to a lack of genitals. ironic eh :D

I have this problem aswell. Just this past summer shortly after my 18 th birthday when I was in new Jersey with my family my dad thought it would be funny to buy me a speedo when I asked him to get me a new bathing suit because I had ripped the mesh lining out of my old one. Teasing him as I usually did I said, "I will wear it becouse I have the cock and balls to put in it unlike you and your 6 incher." And I took off all my clothes and put it on. Our house was only 8 blocks from the ocean so I only had to be humiliated for a little while untill I could get in the water. I reached for my towel and my also smaller older brother grabed it. He wouldnt let it go. So with nothing on but that speedo on and nothing to hide my self I proudly walked down the street to the ocean and took a swim. I got a coulple of looks but it was ok. Anyway the point of the storry was that later when I got out of the water I sat down on the sand and eventually layed down and finally I fell asleep. When I finally woke up I layed there just looking up at the sky. When I went to sit up I realized I had a huge erection and the bottom of the new swim suit had ripped apart at the seem. I jumped up and with the speedo only attached by the waist I ran home with my penis 14 inches infront of me and nothing to cover it up with. That was the most embarising 5 minutes in my life. I am surprized I didnt get arested.

...Jesus, dimwit, you're a waste of space.

I work in a retail warehouse; I'd be amazed, and lucky if I didn't rip my DICKIES work jeans. Fortunately, the mandatory apron we get helps to avoid any accidental exposure.

How very supportive of you there, philbert :huh:

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Hi Alicia

I like your sense of humor - keep up the good work!! :D

Hey Dimwit, I'm surprised you weren't kidnapped by a sex starved maniac. But what do I know! Do you plan to do this again? :D

While driving one day with my Ex, she was wearing a very low cut shirt, and was very endowed. I have a thing for large breasts, and if a girl her chest in almost ANY way, i get turned on.

She adjusted her bra, and I couldn't adjust my pants because i was driving, and I'm trying to remain abstinent and a gentlemen, so I didn't adjust myself.

I was wearing my VERY worn dress pants that i wear to work, which I've had for 2 years prior to this incident. Anyway, i got aroused, and erect, and it grew downward, and ripped the pants where the sun don't shine.

Now, those pants had been resowed there bofore, by me, and i did a VERY bad job. So it was more like, the sowing became undone.

She saw it, and started laughing. Then we didn't say anything about it the rest of the...our lives.

TripodMillenium: I tend to undo the seams around that area by simply being me.... :P


But one particularly funny thing that recently happened I will go into detail about.....



I have this pair of grey synthetic shorts..... kinda a double-layered with little holes for breathing..... So, doesn't stretch much...

Recently, I'm just obliviously minding my own daily business of college attendance, when I get in my car to leave for the day.

I sit down, and I am surprised to feel a slight draft and a lack of my normal need to seriously adjust before I can go driving anywhere. So I look down, and I see the shorts as normal aside from this big red bulge protruding through between my legs. ((I had red boxerbriefs on))

It turned out that the seam from front-to-back gave for a good distance, along with the seam leg-to-leg for about 4 in. It made this loose flap and looked like the shorts just tore to make the perfect opening for my stuff when I sit down. (which is, of course, when the most pressure is applied)

It was like I had some sort of custom-made crotchless pair of shorts made for me... :P

Well, all of my pants (mostly khaki-type) wear out fast in the crotch and the zipper. If the zipper hasnt broken already, the pants are usually done when the crotch splits or holes form. Sometimes I even patch the crotch.

That happens with my underwear. A hole wears through where the head of my dick is every time.

I have a similar story, only it was a female friend who was not yet my lover. We were driving in my car on a hot summer day. My clunker of the time had no A/C, so we were both hot even with the fan blowing. She unbuttoned and opened her shirt, revealing a black sports bra with mesh or fishnet over her cleavage. She had a pair of nice firm c-cups (as I would eventually learn and enjoy!) She tied the bottom of the shirt in a knot, as many women do, leaving the top open. :D

She said the mesh portion of the sports bra was too constricting so she just tore it to give herself some more air. As a friend who was very much interested in becoming more than friends (she knew it), my only reaction was to get very hard, very fast. If she noticed, she never did say anything. Of course I complemented her on her modified wardrobe, and we may of had one of those conversations about the status of our friendship and where it may go. Unfortunately, we stayed platonic friends that day. :( But did have an entire day of appreciating her (all over) beauty!

Later that summer we did become lovers, and remained lovers for almost 8 years.
But that is another story. ;)

LapDog :P