Knitting Needle all the way down...

All I can say is, Matt and Trey only parody movies they liked, so they must've seen The Hobbit as kids.

Of course, it's not gay sex as much as it's Mr. Garrison sex. LOL

I know, it sounded pretty outside to me but the guy here said it was the most pleasurable moment he had ever had!

None. There is no documented case of rodents up the poop-hole in any emergency room records despite the numerous rumours, which often feature celebrities.

Ah, you spoil sport. Don't you think the idea of a rodent up Richard Gere's butt is hysterical????

How about let's start one about George W?

Do I have a picture for you!!! May just change my Avatar and piss everybody off...well the red ones anyway. <_<

I don't know if there's room; he obviously already has something up his butt!

Yeah, and he's already in bed with the rats. But then again, everyone in Washington is.

I don't know if there's room; he obviously already has something up his butt! [/b][/quote]
That was good for a "laugh out loud"! The question in everyone's mind is, "Well, what IS it?"

To return to the topic, I actually think I'd rather see the knitting needle rammed down his peckerhole.

Knitting needels and stuff like that down the pee hole are no good at all. It can be very dangerous and cause horrible infections.
If one wants to play with his urethra make sure it's a rod (sound) that was made for the purpus.
Just ask me, I know... :D

Maybe there are things I'm better left out NOT doing! :P

Or knowing about.

suaige: Yeah that whole finer in the penis thing ouch. When I was much younger I stuck a couple very thin things up there and let me tell you it hurts. And every time you go pee there after for a while :wacko: .

More recently I had a catheter (sp) Yeah the 4th time he rammed that through my eurethral sphincter (sp?) (Though it was interesting to see the endoscope pictures.) I was starting to bounce in pain & that was with anesthetic already pumped in there. More over the doc said I must have a great pain threshold becuase most guys being checked for what I was are jumping off the chair the 1st time.

And peeing with a catheter up there (around it not through it) is a lot easier said than done. How do you tell yourself to pee when you are already stretched like you are peeing?