I used to be a big fan of going to many many strip clubs. Now that I'm a little older, it's kinda worn thin on me. Nothin' like going to a bar to watch a hot, naked girl gyrating onstage and not being able to do anything about it except spew forth a bunch of bullshit conversation and give away money like it's going out of style. Furthermore, for the sake of making an analogy (in no sense do I mean anything derrogatory to women here), it's akin to watching someone carve a big turkey up on stage and not being able to get a slice.