Worst Sex You Have Ever Had

wvalady1968: I'm so glad to hear someone voice my thoughts. I've only had good, better, and best.

I think sex is great too
except that somebody PUKED
during it.
(see above)
:P

BRMSTN69: sex is like pizza, when it's good it's really good, and when it's bad it's still pretty fucking good!!!!

The only really bad sex..is no sex at all! But there has been a number of, well, 'not very fun' times...like the guy in my building always giving me that smile, glance in the eye, until we finally talked one day and I went over to his place...before I could say "you've got a nice apt. he was naked and taking off my clothes...I was looking for a really hot time. We went to the bedroom, he laid on the bed, closed his eyes, and he did nothing...absolutely nothing. I finally gave him a quick bj...he jumped up, picked up my clothes...gave them to me and showed me the door...just the wam bam and no thank you ma'am.

Then there was the guy who...just as I was about to slide into his ass...tells me..he's got the flu!

Then the guy who was real hot-we were naked on the sofa just about to get it on when his wife walked in....

Or the guy who right before cumming would starting talking about some TV program and ask me questions...

and there are many others...but the only really bad times is connecting with a hot dude that almost makes you cum in your pants, usually out in public, and you can't find a place for at least a quicky! Oh well....!!

roman26: For me it was about 5 years ago in college.I was involved with a girl who was very 'endowed' for lack of a better term.It didn't help that i'm not that big either.Anyway when we had intercourse,I was having a hard time 'keeping it up' because I couldn't feel her.And she definitely couldn't feel me cause she asked the classic 'you in yet?'Talk about embarrasing!I was humbled to say the least.

kenny: if your serious you should know this comes off pretty weak man.

More on the word "oriental":

According to this source, "oriental" is problematic in some contexts. The word literally means, "from the east" -- and in this case, east is relative to Europe -- so the use of the word is definitely eurocentric even when no offense is intended.

I have only recently become aware that the term was considered offensive by Asian people, I certainly meant no offense when using it. I thought it was just like "white people, black people, middle eastern people"- that kind of thing. Now that I know better, I do better, but I am sure no offense was meant here.

buddy43610: I was in college. My neighbor invited me to go camping with him, his new g/f and his former g/f, who he said "thought I was hot". He said we would have a great time and assured me the ex said she wanted to have sex with me. It was a beautiful fall day, a Friday. We gathered at his place. The four of us packed the cars. There wasn't much conversation before we left between me and his ex as we just didn't seem compatible, but we were pleasent enough and she did think I was hot! The girls got in their Gremlin and he and I jumped in his old IH Scout. We got to the State park and pitched the tents. A front rolled in just before we finished with the tent. The temperature dropped from the low 70s to the low forties in about 20 minutes. It was all the sudden cold and rainy. My friend and his new g/f went to their tent and me and his ex jumped into our tent. Our tent seemed about large enough for one person. We were cold and wet so I pull the sleeping bag over us. We started fooling around. There was no way to manuver and the old tent started leaking. Our clothes were half off and I was trying to get busy. She just kind of lay there. I hadn't had a lot of sexual experience and wasn't real confident. I tried to penatrate her, but she was too big and the tent too small and me too unsure of my self...etc. The tent is leaking and falling in. I'm losing what errection I had. She thinks I've come, I hadn't. She grabs her shirt and runs to the other tent CRYING. They all decide we should go back home. We pack the tents and equipment. The girls take off in their car and then we leave in the old IH Scout. We hit the Interstate. They are far ahead of us. We are in the middle of nowhere and the engine lets go. We pulled over and walked to the next exit. There was one little Mom and Pop store, but it was closed. We used the payphone outside to call the girls. They finally made it home and answered the phone. They both came back. I got in the backseat with the ex (in the little Gremlin). There probably weren't two words spoken by anyone the whole two hours it took us to get home. God what a nightmare!

jonb was referring
to a member's name here, which is "ORIENTAL-LAD".
I do not think that he was meaning to be offensive,
he was only referring to the member by
the member's name.

Thanks for mentioning that, txquis -- I should have acknowledged that in my post. I was responding to kenny who called geo "pretty weak".

kenny: it just seems like a pointless thing to get hung up about to me, if no offence is intended, then why bother taking offence? it serves no purpose except to initate tension where there is none. i despise any situation where someone will make race an issue when it wasnt one before. you should save that for people who ARE rascit.

huh oriental is offensive?