Vacuum cleaner and hose

I have fucked a vacuum cleaner several times to great effect! I'll fuck anything with a hole in it! Car stainless steel exhaust pipes make a great receptacle. All sorts of plumbing material can be used to good benefit.
F

One great trick with a vacuum cleaner if you are uncut is to attach a pipe that is a little loose over your lubricated cock so that as the air is pulled past you your 4skin vibrates and flaps around your cock head - can bring me off in no time! You uncut guys should try this!
Franky

A vacuum cleaner? Thats almost as funny as the guy that got his dick stuck in the pool inlet and had to have EMTs come and extract him at his apartment complex. :o :o

A friend of mine with a wonderful foreskin does the oposite trick, but with water. He'll stand in the swimming pool next to the filter outlet (not the suction inlet!), such that the jet of water inflates his foreskin and makes it flap around. Since I'm cut, I can't vouch for what it feels like, be he sure seems to enjoy it!