rhyming couplets people, rhyming couplets....

sorry to be pedantic, but i feel like this thread could become as big as 'Ask a cow', 'Kimiquiesha's Wedding', or even '19yo 8" on yahoo cam' if we all chip in.

ok, just a few more before i finally f*ck off:

My dick, big bunch of roses,
Yo' dick, deep vein thrombosis,

My dick, defeated 300 Spartans,
Yo' dick, as portrayed by Steve Martin's,

My dick, c'est comme une belle weekend*,
Yo' dick, more like a weak bell-end






*yes, 'un weekend' is masculine, shutup.