My dick, needs planning application,
Yo' dick, dried like a raisin,

My dick, inflates oil prices,
Yo' dick, got a mid-life crisis,

My dick, at the Rio carnival,
Yo' dick, covered in barnacles,

My dick, serialised it's memoirs,
Yo' dick, turns pubs into wine-bars,

ok i know when my time is up, goodbye all...