anyone who's seen the Harold & Kumar movie will have heard this:

Mickey Avalon - My Dick

well, if you've read this far, you've probably heard it regardless.

so given this is a website about dicks - mine, yours, ours, everybody's - I propose a thread wherein we'll all contribute dick-related rhyming couplets, in an attempt to gain substantial props from the homies. I'll start:

My dick, blew up the Death Star,
Yo' dick's, in the back of a police car,





PS, for those without dicks, there's Margaret Cho and some other people - My Puss

PPS please dont tell me someone else has already started this thread.....