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Old 05-17-2008   #28 (permalink)
earllogjam
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Originally Posted by headbang8 View Post
I find dill pickles disgusting. They offend me. That green brine, the horrible smell, and that awful half-soft texture. I'll take my cucumbers straight, thank you, like all normal, right-thinking people.

OK, I don't care if people eat pickles in the privacy of their own home. What they get up to behind closed doors is none of my business.

But I don't want pickle eaters to ram their filthy. disgusting habit down my throat. I don't want them to talk about it, much less do it in public. I went to a picnic the other day, and someone had put a WHOLE JAR of pickles on the table. Outrageous! Do we want our children to see that? They might get the idea that pickles are a perfectly normal and acceptable way to eat a cucumber.

You can imagine my shock when I discovered that McDonalds puts pickles on a Big Mac! There they go, pandering to the pickle-eater lifestyle.

And don't get me started on pretzels...
I LOVE dill pickles.

You obviously are a bigot if you hate dill pickles. You know having a craving for a dill pickle is NOT a choice. It just happens. I've been like this since grade school. It is just a part of me.

I am sick to death of people like you taking away my freedoms. I happen to like dill pickles on Big Macs. Who are you to judge what should and shouldn't be on hamburgers? You obviously don't know many pickle eaters. Did you CHOOSE not to like pickles, of course not.

Now sweet pickles....that's another story. Yuck.