I have a friend who works at the ticket office at Birmingham City. She confirms from Dwight Yorke's brief and unlamented stay at St Andrews that he is huge. Ugly as sin, though. Dion Dublin clearly had the biggest cock among recent premiership footballers. Going further back, I don't believe I've ever seen a footballer with a bigger cock than John Barnes, none of the current crop can compare. He was gorgeous too, and with great charm and charisma, with great legs, and tight tight shorts were in fashion when he played. He was said to be a fantastic lover by some bint who kissed and told in one of the tabloids, if you believe what you read in the papers.