Penis Measuring - The final say

Look at that guy over there.

He's homeless, unemployed, divorced, owes a whole lot of child support, keeps all his belongings in a single grocery cart, gets arrested almost every day for loitering, eats out of dumpsters, gets called all sorts of names and his beard has vermin in it.

But that's okay.

He's hung like a horse! :wub:

HORSEHUNGshowoff: Well for 1 he Wouldnt have a PC so Him posting would be a moot point and 2 How imbecilic of you to take what I said OUT OF CONTEXT, I was merely making a queery to the poster


the REAL deal
HORSE

i agree with the medical approach on the length but on the old board i posted that the "gold standard" for measurement should be VOLUME. afterall isn't that the ultimate objective--to most fully fill a hole with the most mass of meat? :D

the formula for volume is: (circumference divided by 6.2832)squared times 3.1416 times height. for example i'm 8x7 so my calculation is 7 divided by 6.2832 =1.114 squared = 1.241 times 3.1416 = 3.899 times 8 = 31.2 cubic inches of meat.

to get your circumference just get a throbbing hard-on, take a string and wrap around the widest part of the shaft, and then measure the string.

what is interesting is that circumference plays a more important factor than length in this method. for example a 10x5 cock--obviously more impressive than mine-- has 19.9 cubic inches but that is 36% less meat than mine. or stated another way the hole is 36% less full! and that assumes that the hole can accept the full length which in some situations is not the case. i happen to believe that when it gets over 9" in length some have a problem while most "holes"--of either sex--are capable of expanding in circumference to accomodate any known record circumferences--given enough patience and preparation.

in fact the comprehensive lpsg statistics analysis underway from the old board will plot all length and circumference measurements on a scatter diagram which should be quite interesting. i believe that it will show that the combination of long length plus wide girth is rare. in a previous "definitive penis survey" results i found that my length put me in the top 10%, my circumference was in the top 5%, but on volume i was in the top 1%. i look forward to seeing the lpsg results.

any comments?

an8x7

Look at that guy over there.

He's homeless, unemployed, divorced, owes a whole lot of child support, keeps all his belongings in a single grocery cart, gets arrested almost every day for loitering, eats out of dumpsters, gets called all sorts of names and his beard has vermin in it.

But that's okay.

He's hung like a horse! :wub: [/b][/quote]
And let's do a quick thought experiment: Take monozygotic (so-called identical) twins and put one in Beverly Hills and give the other to a couple street bums. The Beverly Hills kid will likely be more hung. He'll also be taller, stronger, have a higher IQ, and have a longer lifespan.