It was probably a good 10 years ago at this point... we had just gotten a black box, allowing us to get every channel including PPV channels for free. I was home alone and in the early stages of my pubescence. I had briefly seen video porn before that, at friends' houses, guiltily perusing sites online at school, not having a computer of my own or at home at that point. So... this was kind of a big deal.

I now masturbate without any lubrication, but was very new to it at that point so I had heard about vaseline and got a jar of it from the bathroom. Laid down on my parents' bed and turned the TV on. Not more than 15 seconds must have passed before I had a raging, throbbing, massive erection and so I eagerly dug into the vaseline and starter lathering up my raging hard-on.

The first orgasm came relatively quickly and was super messy. For anyone that hasn't ever masturbated with vaseline before, it becomes white and frothy pretty quickly, from the friction and heat. I re-applied various gobs throughout the session. With all the frothy white vaseline, when I finally exploded all over myself, I couldn't differentiate between the vaseline and my semen, heh.

I kept on watching the porn, and my dick wasn't feeling like giving up. Eleven more orgasms later, and well into the 12th, I heard my father's alarm sound on his car, indicating he was activating it, locking his car, and on his way into the house. LOL... the speed at which I turned the TV to another channel, straightened the bed, turned the TV off, ran into the bathroom and started showering was enough to win a gold medal, I tell you.