Thread: The odds are...
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Old 05-14-2008   #24 (permalink)
Tardis 69
Tardis 69 is offline

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Originally Posted by lucky8 View Post
o ya? how about these stats...

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1 1/2 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home, will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Mouth herpes.

Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

ENJOY YOUR DAY!!
LOL, Lucky you forgot to mention the peanuts and crisps on the bar tops also. a study was done last year and 45 different types of urine was found on them with people sticking fingers in after using the WC, yuk