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1 person can produce up to a quart of spit a day-done!

39,501 members here will be left handed-only for bowling, eating, masturbating, using the remote control. For writing and most other things I use the right hand (I do not consider myself ambidextrous).

233 members have a very rare blood type-define rare (I'm AB in case anyone was wondering).

In 1 months time of reading this, you will have made a completely new skin-unless I've died in that car crash.

In 3 months time of reading this, you will have made a completely new skeleton-again, this won't happen if I get killed off in that car crash.

20 members have bowled a perfect 300 game-Actually I've done this 7 times already. I bowl leftie by the way.


104 members will die from a trip or a slip in their shower or bath-which will ruin my chance of growing a new skin and skeleton if this happens in the next few days.

52 will have had an accident with a chainsaw-one might even say they could be masacared.


11,618 members will be victims of a serious crime-Are you serious?

38,726 members will have a stroke-been there, done that.

The odds the next man you see will have a penis bigger than 7", are too small to accurately calculate-be in my bedroom later on and you'll see him (and no, it won't be me).