Why is the shedding of skin or the production of saliva or having an outtie belly button scary?

47 members will die in a car crash? That must be each year, right? (The cancer stats, on the other hand, are obviously life time risks)

15 members speak Cherokee? How can you know, what with the global distribution of our membership?

(And I wonder if the usual frequency of hemmorhoids will under-represent ... Oh, never mind.)