Ok, i've heard it all now. Standing up? do you prop your foot on the toilet seat? My ass has way too much chubs to get clean if i had to do it standing up. I seroiusly have never thought about other people and how they did it. I've tried that wiping behind....chapped my ass like another hand trying to clean me. I had no idea how to be gentle. Its like masturbating with your left hand.