I stand up to wipe, haha. I didn't even realize guys sat down to wipe until a few years ago. On the Howard Stern show they had a poll going to see who stood and who sat. I don't rememeber the results, just that Howard stood.

And some of you guys must have some ridiculously high water levels to get your dicks wet. I went and measured and I'd have to be 9in. flaccid to hit the water. So either you guys have high water levels, huge flaccid weiners, or big imaginations