A buddy dated an art major in college once and she tried everything to get me to model for a class. No fricking way. I don't even get a massage or pedicure any more for fear that Mr. Uncontrollable becomes uncontrolled. It happened before and I almost broke out in hives I was so embarrassed. She said that male models have never become erect in class before and she doubts that I would as well. Sorry, Marissa, I can't take that chance. I modeled for her, but not nude. I even still have a few sketches that she did of me.

And I guess I would be too modest now to even consider it.