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Originally Posted by Dragonfly20  Failing to find a suitable toy you could try the ever popular " Laying on your arm until it does numb and then masturbating with it so you can pretend it's someone else." |
THAT is hilarious. It may be ever popular, but I never heard of it. I use only my beautiful dildo I bought in 2003, which is 'very large' but not FF huge (I don't go that far.) I used to use it a lot more than I do now though, since I'm a lot more sexually acitve in recent months. I got caught with it at LAX because I had forgotten and locked my suitcase, so they opened my bag and went through it. Gales of laughter ensued, including one girl screaming 'this is what I want you to get me for my birthday!!!' I thought they were going to confiscate it or hold me up somehow, but I was in Tahiti later that day cornholing myself with it...