Some turn offs I hadn't thought of until I encountered them:

- nose hair like a pack of spiders

- plaque

- "Oh him? He's my...um...roommate?"

- an un-ironic shrine to Michael Jackson

- "I don't really use e. Only, like, five a night from Thursday to Saturday. And usually Sunday. And Monday and Tuesday. Only when I go clubbing."

- SUVs (I don't know what to make of that)

- "Oh, my age isn't important..."

- tattoos you need 3-D glasses to understand