I'm still a completely virgin.

When I was 15 or so, a girl was going to give me a handjob, but she was too stupid to figure out how. She just grabbed the middle of my dick and squeezed off and on (which was odd, because before that she had felt up the bulge on my leg several times, moving her fingers all over it, and that felt GREAT; almost made me cum in my pants once). I ended up just jacking off in front of her. It wasn't a fun experience overall, and I never spoke to her again (long story).

It WAS a huge ego boost when she kept commenting on how massive my cock was, and the way she oogled my cumshot was so much fun. I don't think she had ever seen a guy cum before, so the first glurp came out, and she said "Whoa!". I think she thought that that was all that was supposed to happen, as she kept saying "Whoa!" at all of the rest of the shots. She ended up saying something to the effect of "Whoa! Whoa, who- whoa, wow!".

Her blatant inexperience/dumbfounding cluelessness makes me disregard her comments about my size, though. I'm not THAT big.