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Old 05-13-2008   #29 (permalink)
The Greek Dude
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Originally Posted by boynextdoorkpt View Post
I always drive with both hands on the wheel, 10 and 2 position, how could I jack off?
landon
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the steel! WHOOOO!!!! lol

Seriously, though: the only time it's ever okay to masturbate is in your home; it's much more comfortable to sit down and watch some porn, or to lay down on a comfy bed and shoot on your stomach. You can't do either of these when you're operating a vehicle.