-body odor

-the ever-famous "just let me put the head in"

-trying too hard to be sexy

-laying there while i do all the work

-bad breath, ashtray breath (i smoke cigs too but always have mouthwash handy)

-sloppy, wet, slobbery kisses

-lack of spontaneity (afraid to do it in public, different places, even different times of the day, never engages)

-promises of "the experience of a lifetime*. uhh, you ain't the first piece of good dick and you won't be the last

-lack of variety (sometimes i wanna fuck, sometimes i wanna make love, sometimes i want some freaky-nasty-make-ya-wanna-slap-ya-mama kinky type shit

-not aggressive enough (i need somebody to toss me up, flip me over, rub me down, throw me against the wall and slam my head through the bedpost)

did i cover all the basics??