Howabout a diet of Mazola and Karo? No, really!

Go from fat to thin in just days!

Laundry was sheer Hell not too long ago. This adorable Child of the Corn buys her mom Rinso!

Who knew the thirties were queer?

Smoke Clowns for peace.

Did you know Listerine stops dandruff in demons who've materialized on the earthly plane?

Coffee cures PMS!

Joan of Arc butterbeans..... I wonder if they flambe themselves?

Did you know body odor makes you drive dangerously?

Spud cigarettes help moisten the throat in winter!

Vaginal odor makes housewives hysterical. It even says so right here.

The Apollo program was a complete waste of time. It seems Rid-Jid ironing table users have been orbiting the globe for years.