Oh my... These are AWESOME!

Here's one that suprised me. I had been PMing with this person for some time in a non-sexual way, with proper grammar. All of a sudden, I get this PM:

"i have a fantacy to take your long hair ,, you lay on your back and put your hair over your nice tits and over your hot kokoe ,,,and i lay onto your hot bod and rub my big boy over your breast ,, they get hard and when you ready i puch my big hard boy through your hair into your waiting wet kokoe ,,,,and when your hair is all wet and and stick from the pre .love wetness i eat and lick your hair ,, and then only we have hot times my dick into your koekoe and i rub my finger over your arsie all at the same time ,, i love too spoil you
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm can this fantacy come true please ,, just emagine this mmmmmmmmm"

Another great PM was one along the lines saying "I think you are the most beautiful woman on LPSG etc. etc." but then I noticed it was sent to about 9 other female members :P

Please guys, proof-read?

TBone: If you PM'd me using that kind of grammar, I'd reply, no matter what your message said.